Naʍɛ:

"Oҡ ʍʏ ռaʍɛ ɨs- HA! Nօt tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʝʊst ċaʟʟ ʍɛ Dɛʍօռ օʀ Dɛʍօռɨċ."

Aɢɛ:

"I'ʍ aɮօʊt tօ ɮɛ 13."

Raċɛ:

"I'ʍ a ɢօɖɖɛss. A ʀaռɖօʍ ɢօɖɖɛss."
(Cɦʀɨs ʟօօҡs ʊք at ʍɛ aռɖ sɦaҡɛs ɦɨs ɦɛaɖ. "Sɦɛ's ɦʊʍaռ.")

Gɛռɖɛʀ:

"Wɛʟʟ I saɨɖ I աas a ɢօɖɖɛss sօ I'ʍ ʄɛʍaʟɛ. Fɛ-ʍaʟɛ. Fɛ=ɨʀօռ. Maʟɛ=ʍaռ. I'ʍ Iʀօռʍaռ ɢʊʏs!"
(Cɦʀɨs ʟɛt's օʊt a sɨɢɦ.)

Sɛxʊaʟɨtʏ:

"I ɨs stʀaɨɢɦt."

Lɨҡɛs:

"Sċɦօօʟ, ʍʊsɨċ, աʀɨtɨռɢ, sɨռɢɨռɢ, aʀt, tɦɛ ċօʟօʀ քʊʀքʟɛ, ɮɛɨռɢ aʟօռɛ ҡɨռɖa, քʊքքʏs, aռɖ ʍaҡɨռɢ ʄʀɨɛռɖs."

Dɨsʟɨҡɛs:

"Cats, ʟօʊɖ ռօɨsɛs, քɛօքʟɛ ɢɛttɨռɢ ɨռ ʍʏ աaʏ, ɮɛɨռɢ օʊtsɨɖɛ, ʀʊɖɛ քɛօքʟɛ, քɛօքʟɛ աɦօ tɛʟʟ ʍɛ tօ sɦʊt ʊք, sքɛʟʟɨռɢ, aռɖ քɛօքʟɛ աɦօ ɨռsʊʟt ʍɛ օʀ ʍʏ ʄʀɨɛռɖs ɨռ aռʏաaʏ.

Pɛʀsօռaʟɨtʏ:

"I ʄʊռռʏ, sʍaʀt, ռɨċɛ, ċʀɛatɨʋɛ, ɨʍaɢɨռatɨʋɛ, օtɦɛʀ tɦɨռɢs I ċaռ't tɦɨռҡ օʄ..."

Lօօҡs:

"I aɨռ't sɦօաɨռɢ ʏօʊ աɦat I ʟօօҡ ʟɨҡɛ ɮʊt ɦɛʀɛ's ʍʏ քʀօʄɨʟɛ քɨċtʊʀɛ."

Otɦɛʀ:

"I ʍaҡɛ OCs ɨռ ʍʏ sքaʀɛ tɨʍɛ...."

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