Some fun, some food, it's all inside this happy meal

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Juliet point of view

We're going back to the safe house or safe room whenever you wanna call it but it's taking forever. It feels like we've been killing zombies for months but it doesn't matter. We're having fun. That's the important thing and saving people that's also an important thing.

But we're on the way back we decided to stop at icon to try and figure out how to Rosland and to figure out where Cordelia would've gone

Izuku had a gun and shooting a zombie without even looking totally hot: OK so we know that Rosalind is back at the hotel that shouldn't be that hard to get to. We just need to take some back rooms which should shorten our time the problem is I don't know where Cordelia could've gone. There is a gun shop here but there's also an armoury since this place was meant to zombies. It's got more accurate weapons than the gun shop

That is correct it would be hard to tell where Cordelia would go. The gun shop would be easier to access but the armoury would have better weapons and there is a third option to consider: she did come here with weapons. Maybe she got on a high vantage point as now just sniping zombies. which unfortunately could be anywhere in this stupid place I mean, she could be on the roof of Fortune city for all we know

Another zombie tries to get get close but I roundhouse kick its head off: Izuku do you think that Cordelia or Roseland are going to try try getting to the safe zone?

Izuku shakes his head: no, as they don't know how to get in it would be suicide both of them know that Rosalind is probably safer where she is and Cordelia is resourceful if she's not on the rooftops she's probably crawling through the events trying to get to the armoury or the gun shop with her now I think she should focus on the youngest of the two Rosalind is impatient. He's not gonna sit around waiting for us to come pick her up forever.

On that, we can agree: okay but we could still head back to the safe house first let everyone know that we're alive and also get ice on the cameras because if there's anything like the other zombie apocalypse, you know that there's gonna be some psychos but maybe hopefully not another deranged cult as much as I like taking down psychopaths taking down a cult just gets me the creeps

Izuku grabbing a zombie and ripping its head off with his bare hands: yeah but I think we're just gonna have to deal with leaders might be a step up at least we know they're not gonna go on suicide jumps and try to kill us

Kesari is a positive oh well damn you just got back to killing the undead and finding my sisters again might as well make this a tradition every time we go into a zombie apocalypse


Narrators point of view

Whilst they were making their way back to the safe house/evacuation centre, the zombie, hunter couples stomachs growled they were hungry

Juliet slicing a zombie in half with her chainsaw: baby, I'm hungry I don't know how much longer I can kill these on the douche bags. We have some food in my belly.

Izuku: yeah I'm feeling hungry too, but I've got a look there got a McDonald's here. And it looks like it's relatively empty of the undead Maybe we can get some food there

The two casually walked over to the place that brought so many children such joy, whilst killing the undead, since it was likely that FortuneCity just wanted to cut back on some certain expenses, the doors weren't automatic, so it was easy for them to get in and to put a broomstick, stopping the door from opening once they were inside

izuku went to the bathroom to quickly check to see if there was anyone still alive, or if there was some undead that could surprise them in the middle of their meal meanwhile Juliet was checking under the tables to see if there was any undead there either, and behind the counter. Once they were sure that the building was clear the two of them relaxed slightly as the zombies had given up trying to break in.

Izuku: alright I'll go to the kitchen and see if I can find any food Juliet do you still have your duffel bag?

Juliet nodded: yeah, go on my zombie gutter cleaning kit in it

Izuku: good now, will I get the food you empty out the cash registers even though we probably not gonna get much I would say less than $300, but like you said we Gotta find our way home back now since we used a favour to get here and since there's a zombie apocalypse, might as well use all methods to make as much money and get as much resources as possible

Juliet nodded as she went over to the cash registers and started emptying all the money out while her boyfriend got them the food

It only took a few minutes for Juliet to empty out the entire cash registers into her duffel bag until her boyfriend called out for her to tell her to join him because he found something truly... Unique

(imagine if this was actually a thing I do not own this picture)

Juliet completely puzzled and confused: what the actual fuck am I looking at

Izuku equally, confused: you as a happy meal... Yeah, I agree what the actual fuck!

Juliet, looking at the model that was supposed to be the toy that you get inside the happy meal : how did they make it so lifelike and why is Nick's head attached to my skirt follow-up question, how the fuck do these people even know about Nick, how they know about me i'm not a brand... Am I?

Izuku look at his girlfriend with concern, then looked around to see if this was some sort of joke like he was trying to search if there was some sort of narrator narrating everything was going on, but he found nothing, but to eventually just decided to shrug it off, realising that there wasn't a malevolent guard that described their lives to an audience. It would be best not to question them.

(yes, I just did a fourth wall break kind of)

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