Chapter 1: Interrogation and The Talk
Scene cuts to Emman and his pals interrogating someone... It was their old enemy Andrew Tate
Emman: Alright Andrew. I think we have enough evidence to give you the death sentence.
Andrew Tate: why do I care? Your just a little brokie you stuck in The matrix. You guys be making fake money. While I'll be making real money in the real world.
Big Mac: can we just kill him now? 😑 I'm really getting tired of him selling my sister to a sex trafficker.
Andrew Tate: man shut up Big Mac. Your ass ain't going no real money l because of that shitty Apple farm of yours.
Big Mac:*offended and pissed because of his family's Apple farm was insulted by that guy*
Big Mac: I take that back. I'm going to kill him now.*pulls out a gun and shoots him*
Andrew Tate:*dies*
Emman: Big Mac what the fuck?!
Big Mac: I did what I had to do.
Emman: Well... Now we're never going to find out which sex trafficker Andrew sold each of them to!!
Big Mac:... Fuck. But anyway you know he comes back to life right? Remember when he signed that deal to Zalgo?
Emman:... Damnit. I forgot about that. How long does it take for him to come back to life?
Big Mac: hmmm... Every 1 hour.
Emman: Oh. Where do you think we should look first for Jimmy's daughters?
Big Mac: you know he always sending them at Epstein's Island?
Emman: Oh. C'mon dude. Let's go Save them.
Big Mac: Alright. Let's go assassinate Jeffrey Epstein.
Emman: Guys!! We're going on a mission again!!
Shining Armor: Yay!! 😃
Spike: where are we going this time?
Big Mac: Epstein's Island.
Shining Armor: I know how we can get there!! 😃
Big Mac: don't you fucking dare-
Shining Armor: QUICK!! TO THE SHINYCOPTER!!! *He runs out of the menly base*
It shows Shining Armor inside of a helicopter with his face on it and then he crashes into Julie's mansion
Shining Armor: Oh Hi Julie!! 😃
Julie Exe:*sees it* OH C'MON!!! I LITERALLY JUST HAD THAT WALL REBUILT YESTERDAY!!!!
Emman:... Please question me on why he's getting this shit?
Big Mac: well he's married to a princess and now they both share the same bank accounts. But Shining Armor spends it on stupid shit and charity.
Emman: wait who's the charity?
Big Mac: orphanages and children's hospitals.
Emman:... Oh.
Scene cuts to UA
Izuku:*getting done with a call from his mom* So Mom... Are you sure that's a good idea to create foot worship comics on patreon?
Inko: people threw away their entire bank accounts just to even get a limit of a woman's feet. Of course it's a good idea son!
Izuku: didn't Julie Exe file a restraining order against you because you always kept on looking at her feet?
Inko:... Ehhh. Still worth it. And I still managed to get some good pics out of it! Now I drop perfect feet on my comics On my patreon!
Izuku:*sighs* Okay. I love you Mom.
Inko: I love you too son. 😊 Tell your little girlfriend Ochaco I said hi! *She hangs up*
Izuku:*he goes outside to train*
And then when Izuku was about to leave he saw Momo, Tsuyu, Kirishima, Shoka, Shoto, Koda, Shoji, The Big Three, and Mina standing there worried and concerned
Momo:... Izuku... We need to talk.
Izuku: wait... what do you mean?
Shoto: Well... It's about your girlfriend Ochaco.
Izuku:... Yeah? So what?
Mina: Well... I hate to say this for what I think... She might be cheating on you.
Izuku:*shocked* Wait what?! What do you mean?! She would never do that!!
Kirishima: I mean... I'm afraid she is though.
Izuku: that's a lie! She's my girlfriend!! I love her with all my heart!!
Tokoyami: I'm sorry Izuku... But I think she is. I mean just think about it. I mean when you're at an amusement park or spending time with your mother inko she starts texting Bakugo.
Izuku: 🤨
Mirio: still not convinced? Well... How about this? When your off doing a random task for the heroes Ochaco just decides to go to Bakugo when you're gone for a while.
Izuku: 🙄
Shoto: and not to mention when you do invite her for dinner or go to an amusement park or something she always expects you to pay it.
Nejire: and not to mention we have been hearing moaning noises from the dorms.
Izuku:*gets confused* Moaning noises?
Mina: Yeah. We've been hearing them last night.
Izuku: Oh... I guess that is pretty serious... I guess I'll try and talk to her. If she is cheating then you guys are right. If she's not cheating then you guys are wrong.*he goes to talk with her*
Shoto:... This is going to go terribly wrong.
Koda: I just hope it goes right.
And then Izuku walked to Ochaco's dorm and knocked on the dorm
Izuku:*knocks on the dorm* Ochaco?... I need to talk with you...
And then Izuku heard some moaning noises by Ochaco
Izuku:*leaning closer to the door**trying to hear it* huh? What's going on in there?
Ochaco:*offscreen**getting fucked by Katsuki* Oh Katsuki!! You have a much better dick Than that Deku!!
Katsuki:*offscreen**fucking Ochaco* Damn right I do!! That Deku is nothing but a fucking loser!!
And then Izuku opened the door to his surprise Ochaco is sleeping with Bakugo
Izuku:*shocked*... O-Ochaco?!? Katsuki?! *He looks at them in shock*...
Ochaco:
Izuku:... OH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES!!! *He starts beating them both up*
Tsuyu:*looks at them* I KNEW IT!!!
Momo: Ochaco's A gold digger!!
Kirishima: YOU UNMANLY BASTARDS!!!
Tokoyami: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
Shoto and Shoka: YOU BASTARDS!!!
Shoji:*recording the beatdown on his phone* oh this is going to be a great video and I'm going to cherish it everyday. 😏
Koda: OCHACO YOU WHORE!!!
Izuku:*gets done beating them up*... You absolute bastards...*he turned to Ochaco*
Ochaco:*beaten up and bruised* Izuku... Please...
Izuku: Save it. You and I are done.*he walks out of the dorm*
And then they all turned to Ochaco and Katsuki with a glare
Mirio:*glares at them* I hope you two are happy with yourselves.
Kirishima:*Glares at Katsuki* I don't know you.
Tsuyu:*glaring at Ochaco* our friendship is over.
Tokoyami: C'mon guys. Let's get out of here.
And then they all leave
Ochaco POV: Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck! If this gets out my time in UA is over! I need to do something fast! But what do I do?!
And then Ochaco hatches an idea
Ochaco: Hehe... I think I know what to do.*she says with a sinister smile*
Scene cuts to Epstein's Island
It shows Emman and his friends confronting Jeffrey Epstein
Emman: alright Jeffrey Epstein we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.
Soarin: I prefer the hard way. 😏 *He pulls out a shotgun*
Jeffery Epstein: Haha!! You Stupid idiots!! You triggered my trap card!! *He presses a button that opens a door*
🎶 He still looking good... Eating all them yummy cupcakes... 🎶
Big Mac: oh no I know who this is. 😟
And then the person revealed himself to be...
🎶 It's EDP and he's still looking good!!🎶
Emman look at him in complete disgust
Spike: oh fuck it's EDP. ☹️
EDP445: hey kids! Want a cupcake? 😃
That's all for now folks!! I hope you like this chapter and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D
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