Chapter 1: Interrogation and The Talk

Scene cuts to Emman and his pals interrogating someone... It was their old enemy Andrew Tate

Emman: Alright Andrew. I think we have enough evidence to give you the death sentence.

Andrew Tate: why do I care? Your just a little brokie you stuck in The matrix. You guys be making fake money. While I'll be making real money in the real world.

Big Mac: can we just kill him now? 😑 I'm really getting tired of him selling my sister to a sex trafficker.

Andrew Tate: man shut up Big Mac. Your ass ain't going no real money l because of that shitty Apple farm of yours.

Big Mac:*offended and pissed because of his family's Apple farm was insulted by that guy*

Big Mac: I take that back. I'm going to kill him now.*pulls out a gun and shoots him*

Andrew Tate:*dies*

Emman: Big Mac what the fuck?!

Big Mac: I did what I had to do.

Emman: Well... Now we're never going to find out which sex trafficker Andrew sold each of them to!!

Big Mac:... Fuck. But anyway you know he comes back to life right? Remember when he signed that deal to Zalgo?

Emman:... Damnit. I forgot about that. How long does it take for him to come back to life?

Big Mac: hmmm... Every 1 hour.

Emman: Oh. Where do you think we should look first for Jimmy's daughters?

Big Mac: you know he always sending them at Epstein's Island?

Emman: Oh. C'mon dude. Let's go Save them.

Big Mac: Alright. Let's go assassinate Jeffrey Epstein.

Emman: Guys!! We're going on a mission again!!

Shining Armor: Yay!! 😃

Spike: where are we going this time?

Big Mac: Epstein's Island.

Shining Armor: I know how we can get there!! 😃

Big Mac: don't you fucking dare-

Shining Armor: QUICK!! TO THE SHINYCOPTER!!! *He runs out of the menly base*

It shows Shining Armor inside of a helicopter with his face on it and then he crashes into Julie's mansion

Shining Armor: Oh Hi Julie!! 😃

Julie Exe:*sees it* OH C'MON!!! I LITERALLY JUST HAD THAT WALL REBUILT YESTERDAY!!!!

Emman:... Please question me on why he's getting this shit?

Big Mac: well he's married to a princess and now they both share the same bank accounts. But Shining Armor spends it on stupid shit and charity.

Emman: wait who's the charity?

Big Mac: orphanages and children's hospitals.

Emman:... Oh.

Scene cuts to UA

Izuku:*getting done with a call from his mom* So Mom... Are you sure that's a good idea to create foot worship comics on patreon?

Inko: people threw away their entire bank accounts just to even get a limit of a woman's feet. Of course it's a good idea son!

Izuku: didn't Julie Exe file a restraining order against you because you always kept on looking at her feet?

Inko:... Ehhh. Still worth it. And I still managed to get some good pics out of it! Now I drop perfect feet on my comics On my patreon!

Izuku:*sighs* Okay. I love you Mom.

Inko: I love you too son. 😊 Tell your little girlfriend Ochaco I said hi! *She hangs up*

Izuku:*he goes outside to train*

And then when Izuku was about to leave he saw Momo, Tsuyu, Kirishima, Shoka, Shoto, Koda, Shoji, The Big Three, and Mina standing there worried and concerned

Momo:... Izuku... We need to talk.

Izuku: wait... what do you mean?

Shoto: Well... It's about your girlfriend Ochaco.

Izuku:... Yeah? So what?

Mina: Well... I hate to say this for what I think... She might be cheating on you.

Izuku:*shocked* Wait what?! What do you mean?! She would never do that!!

Kirishima: I mean... I'm afraid she is though.

Izuku: that's a lie! She's my girlfriend!! I love her with all my heart!!

Tokoyami: I'm sorry Izuku... But I think she is. I mean just think about it. I mean when you're at an amusement park or spending time with your mother inko she starts texting Bakugo.

Izuku: 🤨

Mirio: still not convinced? Well... How about this? When your off doing a random task for the heroes Ochaco just decides to go to Bakugo when you're gone for a while.

Izuku: 🙄

Shoto: and not to mention when you do invite her for dinner or go to an amusement park or something she always expects you to pay it.

Nejire: and not to mention we have been hearing moaning noises from the dorms.

Izuku:*gets confused* Moaning noises?

Mina: Yeah. We've been hearing them last night.

Izuku: Oh... I guess that is pretty serious... I guess I'll try and talk to her. If she is cheating then you guys are right. If she's not cheating then you guys are wrong.*he goes to talk with her*

Shoto:... This is going to go terribly wrong.

Koda: I just hope it goes right.

And then Izuku walked to Ochaco's dorm and knocked on the dorm

Izuku:*knocks on the dorm* Ochaco?... I need to talk with you...

And then Izuku heard some moaning noises by Ochaco

Izuku:*leaning closer to the door**trying to hear it* huh? What's going on in there?

Ochaco:*offscreen**getting fucked by Katsuki* Oh Katsuki!! You have a much better dick Than that Deku!!

Katsuki:*offscreen**fucking Ochaco* Damn right I do!! That Deku is nothing but a fucking loser!!

And then Izuku opened the door to his surprise Ochaco is sleeping with Bakugo

Izuku:*shocked*... O-Ochaco?!? Katsuki?! *He looks at them in shock*...

Ochaco:

Izuku:... OH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASSES!!! *He starts beating them both up*

Tsuyu:*looks at them* I KNEW IT!!!

Momo: Ochaco's A gold digger!!

Kirishima: YOU UNMANLY BASTARDS!!!

Tokoyami: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!

Shoto and Shoka: YOU BASTARDS!!!

Shoji:*recording the beatdown on his phone* oh this is going to be a great video and I'm going to cherish it everyday. 😏

Koda: OCHACO YOU WHORE!!!

Izuku:*gets done beating them up*... You absolute bastards...*he turned to Ochaco*

Ochaco:*beaten up and bruised* Izuku... Please...

Izuku: Save it. You and I are done.*he walks out of the dorm*

And then they all turned to Ochaco and Katsuki with a glare

Mirio:*glares at them* I hope you two are happy with yourselves.

Kirishima:*Glares at Katsuki* I don't know you.

Tsuyu:*glaring at Ochaco* our friendship is over.

Tokoyami: C'mon guys. Let's get out of here.

And then they all leave

Ochaco POV: Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck! If this gets out my time in UA is over! I need to do something fast! But what do I do?!

And then Ochaco hatches an idea

Ochaco: Hehe... I think I know what to do.*she says with a sinister smile*

Scene cuts to Epstein's Island

It shows Emman and his friends confronting Jeffrey Epstein

Emman: alright Jeffrey Epstein we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.

Soarin: I prefer the hard way. 😏 *He pulls out a shotgun*

Jeffery Epstein: Haha!! You Stupid idiots!! You triggered my trap card!! *He presses a button that opens a door*

🎶 He still looking good... Eating all them yummy cupcakes... 🎶

Big Mac: oh no I know who this is. 😟

And then the person revealed himself to be...



























🎶 It's EDP and he's still looking good!!🎶

Emman look at him in complete disgust

Spike: oh fuck it's EDP. ☹️

EDP445: hey kids! Want a cupcake? 😃

That's all for now folks!! I hope you like this chapter and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks and Emmanuel out!! :D

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