Harley's point of view

This is ridiculous, I mean I'm crazy but what this kid did was absolutely deranged who eats a diamond!? Not just any diamond diamond belonging to a ruthless new drug lord calling himself the black mask oh my God man these days and I have to make themselves feel superior by coming up with some stupid name with a scary mask.

Anyway now I'm stuck with two options either I'll let the kid pass the diamond or die cut her open with a knife... One ways it's quicker than the other but it's much more A mess and that's the option that doesn't involve digging through crap. So obviously because I'm not completely insane I went with the option where I wait for her to crack the diamond out and dig through his shit not the brightest option but I'm not coming a kid open for a diamond and another downside to this though is that now we have to wait until she passes the diamond of which by the looks of things are gonna take a while because I've given her seven laxative and she hasn't even complained that her stomach hurts. yeah this is going to be a long time

My only hope is my sanctuary, with Bruce and the only other man in the city that I trust hopefully we can wait out until the diamond reemerges in the bathroom and that way I can give this diamond to black mask and my protection is assured

The kid gets out of the car wearing that I stole from the supermarket: we're going to hide out in a busted down restaurant on the side of the road with apartment buildings above?

Typical of children they don't see the value in what is in front of them: yeah we are because it's the only place that safe in the city for both me and you so come on I promise Bruce I'll give him a steak

We walk in and I see my landlord cooking as usual but something is off he's shaking more than usual no one else is in the kitchen: hey what's up?

He doesn't respond he just keeps looking down at his hands I look over the counter and I see something familiar. One of the grenades that the kid used in the suicide mission where did he call them his chompers. Oh no then that means

The kid frantically caps my shoulder and I turn around to see the other kid in his costume with his mask down holding a gun a few metres away from me: hey Harley

The kid sounded friendly but that might just because his mask is covering up his voice, I don't remember scoring him over or messing with him at any point but who knows with me it literally could be anything.

I can't say anything I'm still trying to process what's happening, I look at the door and it looks like it's been booby-trapped typical the kid played me right into his hands he figured out where I live and now I'm trapped in the build Rescue could really make a life if he went into the private sector assassinations

I smile at him: hi there kid, how are you been you look different did you do something with your hair. Nice of you to drop by unannounced didn't anyone ever tell you shouldn't sneak up on a woman it's very rude

The other kid with the diamond in her stomach whispers to me: do you know this guy?

the kid looks terrified meanwhile the other kid a hold on I can't just calling about the kids in confusing as hell for the reader What was his villain name again no wait what was his name...name Zusi, Zuko... no way it was only begin with the letter I Izawa? No no wait wait it was izuku yes right that was his name anyway izuku still holding the gun to the both of us

I tell the kids the truth: yeah I ran with him a couple of months ago I think, I don't think I've made you mad on anything or are you still upset that I gave you that false identification of your personality? Of a psychopath

Izuku shrug: not really again you've got everything completely wrong and also I kind of dismantle you remember?

Yeah not my most proudest moment, insane psychiatrist gets dismantled by a 20-year-old. If I could still look for a Lidgett job I don't think that would look good on my resume: so what brings you here? Are you going to try and kill me because I don't remember getting on your bad side

Izuku: you didn't Waller wants you dead for humiliating her from breaking out of prison, and she sent me to finish the job of cake man and the others

Others? Oh wait yeah that's right Kate man and some other barely no names came after me I just thought it was because I pissed them off I mean to be fair I did break a Kate man's legs I did wonder why so many people were coming after me that I don't remember pissing off. So it was Waller the whole time, probably should've guessed but not much I can do about it now the kids got me trapped and at gunpoint I don't have anything to throw to get his attention and I'm pretty sure he's laid the place with booby traps

But there is one thing left he hasn't shot me yet he could've killed me the second I walked him but he didn't that means he's conflicted or there's something else: so if you're gonna kill me why are you done it yet?

Izuku put the gun down: because I don't wanna kill you Halle you annoy the hell out of me sometimes but you're the closest thing I've got to a friend you only problem is Walters got a bomb in my neck and I couldn't do my Houdini trick so I'm on her leash for now

Oh that's so nice he thinks I'm his friend, not so nice that he's being forced to kill me. But by the looks of the fact they put the gun down I don't think he's going to which now means I got the feelings about leaving him to die at the hands of wafflers God complex

I'm so confused about one thing though: alright if you're not here to kill me and you have no intention of killing me why did you type my landlord and stick a grenade on his hands and I'm pretty sure you booby-trapped the whole bottom floor why would you do all that if you didn't wanna kill me

izuku Pulled his mask up and pointed at my landlord: because the old guy sold you out and about I'd say 30 maybe 35 guys coming here to settle the score with you and we've got roughly round I'd say 15 minutes before they get here

Suddenly there's an explosion that sounds like it's just coming down from the road I jump as I hear the sound and so does the kid but izuku just looks mildly surprised: okay make that five minutes we should go

Izuku Suddenly grabbed my arm and I grab the kiddos were being pulled along safely across what could be the most dangerous kitchen floor in the history of the world I see your point to tripwires and other things don't look like they belong in the kitchen as we go by and exit the back door and then we stopped for a moment and izuku brought out a tablet With a camera feed of the entire building. I have to admit the kid works fast

My mind instantly races when I look into my room and see three already beat up and bruised guys tied up in the corner and Bruce is nowhere to be seen: where's Bruce where's my hyena where's my baby?!

Izuku responded as the carnage begin: oh originally I was waiting in your room for you to come back but then those three busted in so they were going to kill you so I taught them a lesson but unfortunately I there was no sign of your hyena I think they might have scared them off

Oh no my babies out there in the cold dark world whatever will I- Holy crap the kid really did set the whole place up with booby traps the second one of the bad guys open the door exploded launching him backwards when the other two joined in the floor beneath them gave way and they fell into a pit how did he make that so quickly. Two more unlucky sods trip on a trip wire which sends a bunch of knives into their legs stopping them from moving

The kid: Holy crap, remind me never to get on your bad side

izuku smiled as he dragged us back into an RV and continue to drive, obeying the speed limit and much to my disliking but he said we were being incognito to make sure that we weren't grabbing any unwanted attention

I have to hand it to him he works wonders, if he didn't show up I probably would've had a lot more trouble defeating all those guys. He may be unwelcome but not unwanted

Alright guys so that does it for Harley Quinn's and izuku Reunion how will he deal with the fact he's not going to kill the target and he's only got a limited time before Waller gets trigger-happy find out in the next few chapters see you next time please leave a vote and a comment it really is appreciated