Expectation:
Crush: Aalis muna ako. Bye!
Me: Ingat baby
Crush: Baby? Oo naman baby.

Reality:
Crush: Alis muna ako. Bye!
Me: Ingat baby
Crush: Baby ka dyan!? Gago!
Me: *Babye yun. Typo lang. Babye

Super reality:
HINDI MO NAKAKACHAT CRUSH MO. HUWAG KANG FEELING!