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Do my fangirls not understand the term 'privacy'?  I mean, I understand I'm awesome and all, but ladies back up.  Before you begin to think all fangirls are terrible, let me explain.  Some fangirls are okay and some aren't.  I have classified fangirls into different groups.

Before you embarrass yourself by asking me a stupid question,

Yes.  I have classified fangirls into different categories.

No, it's not weird.  It's only logical considering how much of the female population consists of these rabid females. 

The first category is one I like to call, shy school girl.  One of the girls who is really shy, but they really like someone.  When the certain someone talks to the shy girl, the girl blushes and in extreme cases faints.  People who fall into this category; Hinata.

Second category, the ones who like a certain someone, but keep it a secret and act normally.  They'll act normal during the day, but when that certain someone is around they change up their act a bit.  They care about how they act in front of the person they like.  People who fall into this category; Kiba, if he were a girl.

Third is the loud screaming banshees.  The ones who aren't quiet about their crush and will do anything for their crush to like them.  People who fall in this category; Sakura, Ino, and Naruto.

Fourth is the stalker.  Stalker fangirl uses any method to stalk the person they like and learn about them.  They are usually really quiet and creppy.  People in this category; Shino.

Fifth and final category, the category that everyone calls 'the yandere'.  When a person will do anything for the one they like, even killing others.  People in this category; Madara.

Yea to put it simply fangirls are annoying.
Especially when you have many fangirls because you're great like me.

But I'm not the only Akatsuki member with fangirls.

-Most attractive, Itachi Uchiha