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It was pretty nice when I was admired by Sasuke after missions.  It made me feel even more awesome than what I was.  Anyways, as my journey into ANBU continued I was tasked with very difficult missions. One of the most difficult was spying on my own clan. Do you know how hard that was?

It was like, I couldn't trust anyone.

That's not good for someone as awesome as me.

So anyways I spied on the clan and told Lord Hokage what was up. Lord Hokage was actually pretty awesome himself. But not as awesome as me.  After awhile it finally came to the time that I was told I would have to betray my clan and kill them. 

I was shocked.

The Itachi Uchiha.  The hottest man on earth, biggest SasuNaru fan, best person in the world, was shocked. 

In my state of shock, I begged for Sasuke's life to be spared.  Which I don't regret.  Sasuke deserved to live his life and fall in love with Naruto.

So then I ended up killing my clan, with the help of 'Madara'. After I did that, I joined the Akatsuki.

The Akatsuki. Now if I told you about them, it would more than likely take up a couple pages. So let's start.

First there's me. The best Akatsuki member in every way possible. But you already know that part. Anyways after me comes Leader-sama and Konan.

I swear those two are in a secret relationship that they aren't telling us about.

Leader is probably the second best Akatsuki member, though he doesn't get any points from his looks. I mean, what is up with all those piercings. Then there's Konan. Konan doesn't really talk much, which is understandable. I mean I barely talk, but that's only because if I do talk then everyone will realize how inferior they are to me. I'm kind enough to keep my mouth shut.

But wait. What if that's what Konan thinks as well.

Hmph. She better not think that way.

Anyways, then there's Tobi and Zetsu.

Tobi is an idiot. I know who Tobi actually is. Madara. So in other words, Madara is an idiot. Anyways, I think Tobi is a Deidara fanboy. But the question is; is Tobi gay or straight. Because when he first met Deidara, he thought Deidara was a girl. Maybe he's bi.

Next is Zetsu. I don't have much to say about him. Other than, he's a cannibal and has tried to eat me a couple times. I take that as a compliment though. It means that I'm so awesome, I would even be an awesome meal.

-The One And Only Amazing Itachi Uchiha