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Right.  As of now all that Leader cares about is his relationship with Konan.  Not the 1,500 word book report that I wrote for him about how awesome my vacation was.  

Just to spite him, the next time I get a vacation I'm not going to come back till a week after I was supposed to come back and see how that makes him feel.  

So Tobi finally understood that I didn't like him after ignoring him for about a month.  He was upset.  For about a day.  After that he started clinging onto Zetsu.

I'm now upset because that ruins my TobiDei ship.  

But I will never stop shipping.  It's one of my many passions.  Leader shares the same passion as me.  

Karaoke night is next week.  I have to win to reclaim my title as karaoke king.  

Maybe I should sing a song about fish just to spite Kisame.  

Something about fishing.  

He won't like that.  

But I have to make sure I beat Leader and everyone else as well.  I can't just beat Kisame.  

What else is going on with my life?  

Only a couple of fangirl attacks lately.  One of them happened on my vacation.  

That's when I decided that vacations were overrated and I'd rather deal with Tobi than a bunch of girls stalking me while I was trying to perfect my tan.

-The Fisherman, Itachi Uchiha