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Hello all my wonderful fangirls and fanboys.

My name is Itachi Uchiha.  That's right.  Itachi Uchiha.  Now you may be thinking.  Itachi, why are you righting a diary?  That is the most un-Uchiha thing to do.  Or you're thinking.  Itachi you're so hot.  Itachi marry me!  Itachi you're the best person on the planet.  Well either way you're correct to tell me I'm awesome and question why I'm writing this book. Two reasons:

1) I can because I want to and Itachi Uchiha does what he wants.

2) If I die the world would explode due to not having my awesome being on the planet, which would cause others to die. Being the nice guy I am I decided that I would leave a piece of me behind to save the world from destruction. That piece of me will be this book.

And before you ask;

Yes. The world will explode if I die. I've done the research. The planet needs certain things to thrive, and I'm one of those certain things. Anyways, since I decided to leave behind this book, I need to write things down about me. Not the things you already know about me, but things that nobody knows about me. Things that only I know.

Where do I begin though?  That's the question.

Ah, I know just where to start.

Just kidding.

I know.  I know.  I'm hilarious. 

We can start talking about me on the next page.  Right now I want to make sure you guys know this.....

Sasuke's a brat. 

Yes, I said it.  A brat.  From baby to teenager he has always been a brat.  And even though I love him (tch, the brotherly way I'm not gay thank you very much) he's a brat.  You want to know something else about him?

He's always wanted a pet duck. 

Don't ask me why.  But once when he was a kid, he was told his hair looked like a duck's butt.  So he thought that a female duck lived on his head and would lay eggs, therefore giving him a pet duck. 

Our mother scolded me for putting that idea in his head. 

But I've been keeping an eye on Sasuke.  Ever since I left the village.  I watched him graduate the academy.  I watched when he was put in his genin teams.  I watched him the day he found out he was gay. 

Yes.  That day was priceless.  I'm pretty sure you're all familiar with it though.  The day Sasuke realized his love for Naruto.  I didn't expect things to move so quickly though.  Of course it was fun watching Naruto make the first move.  Their kiss was truly the most romantic thing I've seen.  Even Kisame and I couldn't do better.  (Not that we would, I will repeat.  I'm not gay.). Of course poor Naruto was attacked by fangirls afterwards.  If only Sasuke had the courage to stand up for him.  But now that I think about it,  Sasuke didn't look like he wanted to be kissed.

Hmmmm.

Nope, I'm overthinking this.  SasuNaru forever.

      -The Number One SasuNaru Fan, Itachi Uchiha