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It pains me to say this, but the kyuubi container and his friend met up with me and Deidara the other day.  That's not the painful part.  The painful part is what the kyuu- Naruto's friend said to me.

Not only did he tell me I looked like an ugly girl (he's lucky I didn't Amaterasu him for that), but he also said that it seemed that I lacked a certain male anatomy just because of how I looked. 

Deidara got a kick out of this. 

That was until Naruto's friend insulted Deidara. 

After our little meeting with Naruto, we left with the promise of meeting again.  But I did warn Naruto that if his friend(who I learned was named Sai) came with him next time and insulted me again then he would find a painful death.  Naruto assured that he wouldn't bring Sai next time, and instead he said he would invite Kakashi.  I told Naruto that I would bring someone other than Deidara next time as well. 

I'm beginning to feel torn.  Naruto and I have made a bond.  But my loyalties lie with the Akatsuki and SasuNaru. 

-The Non-Girl Guy, Itachi Uchiha