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Not one person can truly understand what it's like to forget someone's birthday.  In some cases you'll feel bad or you'll just brush it off.  In other cases it's like that feeling you get when you change the password to enter your secret hideout and every time you try to get it you can't because you keep using the old password. 

I'm going to stop now because what I just wrote is in no way relevant to me or my awesomeness.  That, and what happened today. 

So after breakfast, Konan turned into a cat.  A purple cat.  Leader-sama was pissed.  He wasn't pissed about Konan turning into a cat.  He was pissed about how when she did a bunch of fanboys somehow got into the base and begun fanboying over her cuteness. 

Fanboys are the same as fangirls.  You can learn how to deal with them in the book I wrote: How to Deal with Fangirls and Make it Look Like an Accident 101.

I published it under the alias Jiraiya 2.0.  So that way, people don't know it's my book, but also people know it's not Jiraiya's. 

-Renowned Author, Itachi Uchiha