A/N: I understand that a lot of you will find this book boring and stupid. This book is meant for COMEDY purposes only, so there is no plot to this story and it's just to try and make you guys laugh.

This book is property of; UCHIHA ITACHI

Do not take this book thinking you can use it for black mail, Deidara this means you.

Do not read this book, Kisame this means you.

Do not sell this book for money, Kakazu this means you.

Do not destroy this book, Hidan this means you.

Do not use this book for your puppets, Sasori this means you.

Do not tear the paper out for Origami, Konan this means you. 

Do not eat this book, Zetsu this means you.

Do not write your plans for world peace in this book, Leader-sama this means you.

Do not use this book as a bedtime story, Tobi this means you.

Do not chidori this book just because it belongs to me, Sasuke this means you.

To the specific people I addressed:
If this book is damaged in any way, shape, or form, I will personally hunt you down and make you pay for damaging my personal belongings.  Thank you for your time.

                 -The Most Handsome, Itachi Uchiha

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THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDY PURPOSES ONLY.  NO PLOT LINE IS PUT IN THIS BOOK! 

I sadly don't own Itachi, or any other Naruto characters or plot.  T^T