I hav no words I was doing this as a hobby (I forgot about le schedule sorry about that I'm a procrastinator) I have 53 followers and I'm here like HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I'm just a smol girl who read Nalu fanfics and reads werewolf books (and my friends books duh) so thanks for 53 followers Enough of that into da book!

Natsu's POV
I'm so happy she still loves me and that Juvia didn't chop my balls off and feed them to a zebra (DATS RIGHT JUVIA WILL LOOK FOR ANY HEARTBREAKER AND CHOP DEM BALLS OFF AND FEED DEM TO A ZEBRA) she can be scary sometime
"hey are you alive" someone interrupted my thinking
"....."
"EARTH TO NATSU"
"LUCY I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED AN EARDRUM I HAVE 2 THANK YOU VERY MUCH" I yelled at Lucy not noticing it was her
"grrrrr.... do I need to chop someone's balls off and feed them to a zebra" asked juvia holding a knife in her hand smiling like a fucking creep
"Chop them Juvi" Lucy told her
"HEY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME LUCE"I yelled offended
"Say bye to your balls!" Juvia said little too happy to be real
"no thanks" I said and darted away from her
"HEY COME BACK MY ZEBRAS ARE GETTING HUNGRY!!" I heard Juvia in the distance while I was busy running away to spare my balls
"YEAH HER ZEBRAS HAVENT HAD BALLS IN A LONG TIME"I heard Lucy yell faintly (Insert Lenny face now)

Lucys POV
Juvia needs to feed them, they haven't had dick in a while all they have been eating is grass and I know zebras are like primary consumers and all but like they actually enjoy eating balls... I know it's weird! Well I need to run after him now
Natsu's POV
My freaking legs hurt but I don't see Juvia or Lucy
"WOOSH"I heard a familiar voice yell then I was on the ground in a dog pile thing with Lucy on top of me and juvia on top of Lucy
"We got you!" Yelled Lucy happily
"Please have mercy on my poor balls"I begged Lucy
"Ok!" Juvia and Lucy said in unison
"You girls are crazy" I whispered to myself
"That's what makes us unique!" They both said in unison.... again
"Now please get off meh I'm dying" I asked them and they got off me
"Well lets go to the party" They said in unison.........Again
"JINKS YOU OWE ME A CAKE" yelled Lucy almost immediately
"Dang it" Juvia slumped over in a sad way and we stared walking to the party

Ok guys I have to go I have school tomorrow cuz my school sucks and it snowed where I live -_- but hey I'll try to secretly update during class :D Gianna12555574 if you tell on meh i will hug ur leg until u yell at meh cuz I don't like loud noises (she probably like thats hard to believe she's too loud in class) well anyways if a fuckboy is playing your friend tell them this: Me Juvia and Cana will come after you and chop your balls off and feed them to a zebra!

Kay bai guys luv y'all night or morning depending on where ya live

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