Flexing on bitches as hard as I can! Lol sorry... ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!
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Lucy's POV (Drunk)
My penis has erected!!!!! "NaTsU!!" Why is my voice cracking *hic* ".........yesh" "My PeNiS HaS ErEcTeD *hic*" I point to my penis
Natsu's POV
Wtf is going on "Luce you don-" I got cut off by her "your too sexy~" she said into a bottle of beer- WAIT fuck she's drunk "Lucy your drunk aren't you" I asked her "pffft nooo I've only had like" she looked behind the bar "about 56 bottles of beer and vodka...altogether" she said leaning on the counter, "alright, your staying at my house, let's go" I said grabbing her hand "Noooooo I need to get Juvia before Gray raaaappeeeeeesss herr" uh my girlfriend is definitely drunk, she pulled her hand out of mine and ran to a room, and of course I followed her, "STOP RAPING MY COUSIN PERVERT" she yelled opening the door to find Juvia and Gray cuddling "gruvia is cannon!!!" I squealed "Ahem I mean, I told you, you loved her." I cleared my throat and said in a serious voice "SHES MINE!!" Lucy yelled while grabbing Juvia's neck in a protective way but I'm pretty sure she was choking the poor girl "are you suddenly into girl, more specifically the forbidden family love?" Gray asked stripping "OI DONT STRIP IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!" I feel betrayed "I thought I was your girlfriend!!" Asked Cana, Levy, And Ezra at the same time "SHES MINE!!!" Ezra pointed her sword to me wait what "I'm just gonna go now..." I mumbled walking out of the room "Natsu don't leave me!!" I heard a high pitched voice say "LASAGNA GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!!!" I turned around to see Ezra,Levy,Cana,and Juvia knocked out and Lucy pointing her sword at Lisanna eating a lasagna "I just wanted to eat my lasagna in peace" I heard lisanna mumble "too bad your lasagna is going to STEAL MY BOYFRIEND!!!" She yelled the last part still pointing the sword at her "now eat lisanna fast lasagna" Lucy calmly said glaring at the lasagna while lisanna are it like her life depends on it "FASTER WAMAN!!" Ok now I'm leaving "NOOO IM BEING EATEN!!!" Yelled a high pitched voice which I guessed was Lucy being the lasagna.
TimeSkip brought to you by:My sleeping sister

*DING* I heard my phone so I took it out my pocket and saw I got a dare to Make a tree have an erection? Wtf. I checked the user who sent and it was LunaTheDevil *sigh* this is gonna be a long night. "don't make me wait!" Lucy said on a Tree "Well 'Luna' that's kinda hard to do when trees don't have a dick" I said with a duh tone "Check how much money!" I did as she told me and it was .99 cents -_- "99 dollars!" "I under stand your drunk but that's .99 cents." I told her "whoops" "NEW DARE" my phone littarly screamed so I checked it and it was climb up a crane with LunaTheDevil for 1500 dollars in cash by someone called DoggoLoverCana (plug plug insta plug)  so I got Lucy and told her to get the motorcycle and drive to a nearest crane  she wasn't thinking at the time and said  "ALRIGHT NOW IM FIRED UP!" And Wendy called
W-Wendy N-Natsu
W:Natsu ya there
N:yeah I'm about to go do a dare with Luce
W-you don-wait you know her real name already?
N-Yeah it's  Lucy
W-Ok well uh I researched her and uh her friend Bisca died while they were doing a dare...on a crane her hand slipped and fell off Lucy and Levy told the police and got chased by the players she was announced dead and levy escaped and made it here
R-AGENT MARVEL YOU HAVE 20 CLIENTS HURRY UP
W-I made the wrong choice taking him
R-oh and there's a new mission impossible coming out can we watch it!!
W-N-yeah sure
N-*lowkey fanboys over rowen*
Wendy ended the call
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Well guys I'm gonna leave it at that and until the next chapter!