Katsuki - "Babe, you ready?"

Sans excitedly bounded down the stairs and struck a silly pose with one hand on his hip and the other making a peace sign over his eye.

Sans - "How do I look?"

He wore a cute red hooded cape, over a white top and black skirt dress, knee high, white socks, and his bright pink sneakers. His little picnic basket perched against his hip.

Katsuki wore a ripped green coat, a wolf ear headband, a collar with an attached leash, muddy combat boots, black press on claw fingernails, temporary fangs, and a fluffy tail poking through his coat. It was attached to a belt that wrapped around his waist to make it snug.in place.

Katsuki - "Delicious, where fluffy?"

Sans - "Azzy!"

Asriel wore a half purple half brown sweatshirt. On the split down the middle was a half grape smuckers and half jif logo. His head was crowned with a little bonnet made to look like a preservative top.

Asriel - "Why am I doing this?"

Sans - "Because I want free candy and a group costume is the best way to get a ton of it. Besides, you're cute, so shush."

Sans led their quest for free sugar in their neighborhood.

Asriel - "Trick or treat?"

Elderly Woman - "Aren't you three just so precious, here you go baby."

Asriel received a little goodie bag with homemade cookies.

Sans - "Thank you ma'am."

They spent an hour going house to house gathering up treats.

Asriel - "Comedian, are we done yet?"

Sans - "Almost, I want to go to Yaoyorozu's neighborhood."

Katsuki - "Rich people hand out the best shit."

Sans grabbed both of them and took a shortcut to Yaoyorozu's place.

Momo - "Sans and Bakugo? Hi Asriel! Give me one second."

She was dressed as a black cat and she grabbed a big bowl of high end designer chocolates.

Momo - "Happy Halloween Meow! Take three each!"

Sans - "Thanks Momo!"

Sans was excited. If Momo was this generous, the others from this neighborhood would be too right? Wrong.

"Get lost!"

"No handouts!"

"Go beg elsewhere!"

"Peasant trash!"

Sans almost snapped a man's foot when he kicked at Asriel calling him a "mutant monstrosity."

Sans - "Come on Az, let's go pester the heroes for sweet treats. Katsuki, can I let you handle these tricks?"

Katsuki smirked evilly and cracked his knuckles.

Katsuki - "It would be my absolute fucking pleasure Richter. I'll catch up later."

Sans put Asriel on his shoulders and took a shortcut to UA. Sans was already made aware that the school was made into a haunted house for grade schoolers and the "monsters" inside were teachers, off duty heroes, and volunteer students.

Sans and Asriel walked into the building. A "skeleton" greeted them at the door.

Sans - "You call that a skeleton costume? I should be offended by that!"

Asriel was cackling at Sans's indignation. The volunteer was sputtering for words. He was a fairly scrawny guy with stringy blonde hair and neon blue eyes.

Sans - "Don't take candy from fake skeletons Azzy."

Asriel - "Okay, let's go."

Sans huffed at the poor costume as they walked past him.

Vlad King - "Blah blah, I want to take your blood!"

Sans laughed merrily, the UA Staff was really getting in the Halloween spirit.

Midnight was dressed as a mummy, Snipe was dressed as a cop, Vlad King (predictably enough) was a vampire, and, to Sans and Asriel's utmost joy, Shota and Hizashi were a prince and princess.

Shota - "If I hear a single thing from you l, so help me, I will tank your grade."

Sans - "Sure thing, pretty princess Eraserhead!"

Sans burst out laughing.

Hizashi - "Azzy! You're so cute!"

Asriel was scooped up and smothered with hugs from his loud blonde dad.

Asriel - "Sans used me as bait for free candy."

Sans - "And I'd do it again! Check out my haul!"

Katsuki - "You're not eating that all tonight."

Sans - "God no, I'm donating half to the local preschools and food banks."

Sans gave Katsuki a peck on the cheek and smirked.

Sans - "What tricks you pull?"

Katsuki - "Flaming dog shit on their porch, egging, toilet papered their fancy trees. It's good to revisit the classics every now and then."

Midoriya - "Hey Kacchan! Happy Halloween!"

Katsuki - "Fucking Deku!"

Sans stood by with Uraraka and Todoroki as Katsuki chased their green haired classmate.

Sans - "Hey guys, cool costumes! Witch and vampire, classic."

Uraraka - "Back at you! Red riding hood and the big bad wolf if perfect!"

Todoroki - "Yeah, you're very cute."

Sans pointed out the smothered monster prince in between their teacher.

Sans - "Asriel is the peanut butter/jelly of our costumes. Midoriya's a ghost, right?"

Uraraka - "Yeah, apparently he and Bakugo would go trick or treating as kids and ironically enough they would go as a werewolf and ghost all the time."

Sans - "That's so cute! Katsuki stop chasing him!"

Katsuki - "Stop running Deku and die!"

Sans sighed and walked away from Todoroki and Uraraka. Midoriya ran past him and as soon as Katsuki was next to him, Sans grabbed the leash hanging from his neck. Katsuki made a strange sound as he and Sans fell over.

Sans - "Can you stop chasing him now?! I want to finish getting my candy, go home, and pass out. Do I make myself clear?!"

Katsuki - "Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Hey fluffy, let's go!"

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