Draco= Harry's master.

Harry= draco's bitch.

Ron=red wander

Pansy=pants

Hermione=book worm.

Blaise= Ron's obvious lover.

Diana=Diamond Vamp.

me; Draco, Pansy, Ron, Diana

UniKitty321; Harry, Blaise, Hermione

Either; Narcissa, McGonagall

*Beta: elf2903 

Phone

Book worm: Guys, I have some important info for you all!!!

Harry's Master: Okay, but first has anyone seen Diana, I can't find her...

Book worm: She's with me.

Harry's Master: How did she get into the Gryffindor common room?

Book worm: Idk she just showed up.

Red Wander: I gave her the password, she wanted to talk to Hermione.

Book worm: Oh okay, cool.

Pants: So, what did you wanna talk about Hermione?

Book worm: I think Diana should explain...

Diana joins

Diamond Vamp: Why did you wake me?

Book worm: We need you to explain what we talked about.

Diamond Vamp: He threatened us... What else is there to explain, surely Drak can explain...

Harry's Master: Ummm.... What?

Book worm: Diana said that she is scared about you going home. So.........

Harry's Master: Oh that jngpuoAheoj

Harry's master: Sorry, Harry accidentally hit me....

Harry's Master: Father threatened to kill me and Mother if anyone found out about what he did to Diana, he doesn't know you guys know yet...

Book worm: The only way he can find it is if someone tells him. So...

Harry's Master: Father has spies.

Diamond Vamp: Yeah, like everywhere...

Book worm: Then why did you allow yourself out in public?

Diamond Vamp: Not many people would recognize me, unless they actually knew me.

Book worm: Then we have no one to worry about. Right?

Harry's Master: The spies listen to everything, they are too stupid to see stuff, but they definitely hear... I've gotten into trouble a few times from stuff they've heard...

Book worm: Well. We have not said anything to make anyone think anything.

Diamond Vamp: I'll be back, I'm hungry...

Book worm: Okay, be safe.

Harry's Master: Wait! What are you going to eat?

Diamond Vamp: You don't wanna know...

Diana leaves

The rest of the group joins

Draco's bitch: How dare you guys start talking about my bf and not invite me.

Harry's Master: You were reading over my shoulder...

Draco's bitch: I don't care, I was still not invited.

Harry's Master: Is that why you hit me?

Draco's bitch: That, and...YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN THREATENED!!!

Harry's Master: You never asked...

Draco's bitch: I shouldn't need to ask, you should tell me if your life is in danger.

Harry's Master: Nobody knew about Diana! I didn't think I'd have to worry

Pants: BOYS!!!! No fighting in the group chat!

Book worm: And as soon as Draco's life is in true danger, we will worry.

Draco's bitch: Diana is back he is basically in danger now!

Diana joins

Diamond Vamp: What did I miss?

Draco's bitch: Wow, good timing.

Diamond Vamp: Huh?

Ron's obvious lover: He mentioned you, and here you are.

Diamond Vamp: Do I wanna know why I was mentioned?

Draco's bitch: It was nothing bad.

Harry's Master: Uh huh... 😑

Draco's bitch: What???

Harry's Master: We're not talking about this now, Harry!

Draco's bitch: The conversation was important, Draco...

Harry's Master: But she doesn't need to know what you said about her just yet!

Diamond Vamp: Umm....

Draco's bitch: At least we all know it's true.

Red Wonder: You really think that way about her?

Diamond Vamp: What way?

Draco's bitch: I didn't mean it like that.

Harry's master: How did you mean it then?

Diamond Vamp: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN WAS SAID!!!!!!

Draco's bitch: I meant if someone finds out then you are in danger not that she is dangerous.

Diamond Vamp: He's right... I don't think I should stay long...

Draco's bitch: I don't mean you should leave we should hide you and keep you out of sight until we can figure out what to do. Or glamour you.

Diamond Vamp: Well... we could talk the Headmistress and have her call Mother here for a meeting and then send Aurors to the Manor.

Draco's bitch: So... We are going to have your father sent to Azkaban?

Diamond Vamp: No they're going to take him to the zoo for a day... -_-

Draco's bitch: Well I was thinking you did not want that since no one has said it this entire time!

Diamond Vamp: I want the asshole to get the Dementor's kiss!

Draco's bitch: Why not let him suffer first?

Diamond Vamp: What are you suggesting?

Draco's bitch: Either have him think you are haunting the house or have him in jail for a bit.

Diamond Vamp: Sound fun!!! Haunting it is!!!

Book worm: Isn't that still dangerous????????

Diamond Vamp: There are spells to make stuff go through me and make me translucent.

Draco's bitch: See Hermione nothing to worry about!

Harry's Master: I don't like this...

Draco's bitch: It will be fun!

Harry's Master: Hermione? Will you be able to do the spells? We'll also have to shrink her a bit to make her look 4 again...

Book worm: Of course I can!

Harry's Master: Alright... I guess I agree...

Draco's bitch: Don't worry, Draco, everything will be okay. We will drive your father nuts then he will get the kiss.

Diamond Vamp: I actually have the spells with me, I heading to you now Hermione. Harry, take Drak to the Headmistresses office and have her get my mother.

Off phone

Harry and Draco head up to the office to talk to Headmistress McGonagall.

"Harry? Do you really think this'll work?" Draco asks.

Harry shrugs and says, "I don't know. I think there is a good chance it will work."

"Yeah, but if it doesn't? What if he figures out she's alive?"

"There is no way he can figure out unless someone tells him we need to be careful in what we say." Harry replies.

"That doesn't stop my worrying..."

"There is nothing to worry about if no one knows."

"I know, I'm just being paranoid... I lost her once, I don't wanna lose her again..."

"And there is no way you will because no one knows."

"Let's go get my mother out of that fucking house!"

They walk into the office and McGonagall looks up surprised to see them on a weekend. "Hello, boys, what do you need?"

"Headmistress, we need to get my mother out of the Manor..." Draco tells her.

McGonagall nods and Floos Mrs. Malfoy, they stand in silence wait for her to appear.

"Hello, Headmistress, to what do I - Oh, hello Draco!"

"Hello, mother can you please come to Hogwarts? There's something... err someone we need to show you"

McGonagall gives dragon raised eyebrow look like, wtf are you up to. Harry just smiles and waves.

"Alright, Dragon, move aside!" she says, stepping through the floo.

"Follow me! Headmistress, you are welcome to join us"

Everyone follows both adults curious as to who Draco wants to show them.

Harry opens the Gryffindor common room.

"This may shock you, mother" Draco says, leading her inside.

"She is probably already shocked that you are willingly with me and going into the Gryffindor common room." Harry says taking his hand and kissing his cheek.

"Not really, Mr. Potter... Anyway, let's go in shall we?"

They walk in Harry wondering why it's not shocking and the adults wondering who this is.

"Dragon? Who are we looking for?"

Draco is about to answer when Diana walks up, "Hi, mummy..."

"D-Diana? Is that you?"

"Y-yes..."

Narcissa bends down and hugs the blonde vampire, sobbing.

Hermione comes over looking over the spells Diana gave her, "Seriously, Diana where did you get all these spells!"

"That's for me to know and you to never find out..."

"Oh come on... it can be our girl secret......."

"Fine... I stole them from Blaise's books..."

"Why does he have these books?"

"You never know when you wanna be like a ghost, you know?"

"Maybe he snuck into here to watch Ron sleep." Harry said laughing.

"WHAT?!" Ron yells.

"I never done that!" Blaise replied lying.

Diana shrieks, turning around, "He caught me! Book it!!"

"You can use them." Blaise said. "but I have never watched Ron sleep!"

"Stop lying!"

"I'm not lying." Blaise said.

"Suuure..."

"I have seen him watching Ron sleep once." Harry said.

Draco smirks at Blaise. "Don't look at me like that." Blaise says.

"What's going on over here?" Ron asks, walking over.

"Nothing my love." Blaise replied kissing Ron.

"Uh huh, anyway, Diana, you ready?" Ron asks.

"Yep!" Diana smiles.

"Great. Revenge time. Mwahahahah!" Harry says.

"What the fuck?" Draco murmurs, and gets smacked by his mother. "Sorry..."

"I like this Harry. He seems fun." Blaise says.

"No..." Diana says. "Only I can act like that!"

"But Diana!!! Crazy is funnnnnnnnnnnn!" Harry says.

"Harry, you're arguing with an eight year old..." Draco says.

"i don't see the problem." Harry replied.

Diana huffs and walks over to Hermione.

"Alright let's get you ready." Hermione says grabbing her wand.

"What's going on?" Narcissa asks, looking around.

"We're making Diana look like a ghost and sending her to your manor to scare Lucius." Harry explains.

"No no no, she's not going!" Narcissa says.

"Why not mummy?" Diana asks.

"Yeah why not?" Harry asked.

"Because it's dangerous!!" Narcissa yells.

"And it's dangerous if Lucius continues to live." Harry replied.

"Wait... I'm not killing him..." Diana looks at Harry.