Ham: Plaaaaaaaaayyyyy baaaaaalll!

The next day at practice got off to a good start until the gang had a big huge problem.

Squints: Oh, no!

[A snooty rival baseball team, whom the Sandlot kids are enemies with arrive in their uniforms and bicycles. The Sandlot kids soon arrive to confront their rivals.]

Phillips: Ah, it's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.

Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!

Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?!

Phillips:
I said, y/n shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for  her cousin Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.

You: What did you say smart ale?

Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on we are having it out!

Sandlot Kids: Yeah!

Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.

Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!

Phillips: Shut up, idiot!

Ham Porter: Moron!

Phillips: Scab eater!

Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!

Phillips: Pus licker!

Ham Porter: Fart smeller!

Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.

Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

Sandlot Kids: Yeah!

Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

Ham Porter: You play ball like a girl!

Phillips: [Scoffs] What did you say?

Ham Porter: You heard me.

Phillips: Y/N IS A RETARD!

[entire group stands in shocked silence;] We all know that the r word is out of the dictionary for good but I like to make this part a bit more of a comeback comedy challenge! Since the word is sadly being used today unfortunately; it's time for the ultimate pay back and getting rid of that word for good!

You: Excuse me? What did you call me?

Phillips: You heard me!

You:  Friday, at our field. Be there, male showiness pig!

Phillips: Count on it, tomboy!

Kids: Yeah!

The kids all cheered on as the biker gang all left the field. The next day Phillips did the most stupidest thing of all times and it was right there where Squints took his first step of becoming a real true hero of all knight and shining armor.

When Phillips hit the ball; he ran in to first and then to second base when he finally got to first be did the most dumbest thing of all times on the face of the world by tackling poor y/n to the ground. You gasped for a breath wincing in pain seeing everyone in shock including your cousin Benny and Squints your crush.

Phillips: They're out!

Ham: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT YOU DID THAT FOR YOU JERK TURKEY?!

Everyone ran over to your aid helping you up.

Phillips: If y/n wants to play with the big boys, then that's what she gets!

Then out of nowhere; Squints punches Phillips to the ground on his way to help you Benny stood there seeing Phillips lying there like a wuss.

Benny: The sandlot's ours for ever! DON'T MESS WITH MY COUSIN!

Squints: YOU NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL YOU CREEP!

Squints rushed to you and  got out a pack of ice placing it next to your stomach you look at Benny with a little smile appeared as tears streaming down your face.

Squints and Ham helped you up taking you back home slowly and steady.

Smalls: That was an awesome thing you and squints did back there for your cousin you hit him almost all the way over!

Benny: Had to be done man my cousin is a miracle over here.

Smalls: Really?

Benny continues explaining to smalls how you had your first surgery and how he remembered you and him starting playing catch at the hospital while they were walking they walked passed by the junk yard and a big growl echoed the field while you were leaving. No other than the beast.