WELCOME TO A SPECIAL CHAPTER OF...

THE CRACK TRIO
in a mission???

On a one fine day, where the birds are chirping, the plants are rising up, and sun is bright, shining so intense up high in the blue sky, in the midst of the clouds— 

Wait is that you haechan-

Oh my gosh no wonder it's hella bright 👁👄👁

ON a one fine day, where—

Okay stop let's open the circus already 🤡

The Crack Trio

Sent at 12.69 PM
Trish: HAPPY YOONGI DAY Y'ALL

Jo: YES HAPPY—

Also Jo: WAIT THE FUCK OFF

Tash and Jo: 👁👄👁...

Tash: you're not supposed to be the one who says it first👁👄👁

Jo: *rewinds this shit* 👁👄👁

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Sent at 12.69 PM
Tash: HAPPY YOONGI DAY✨

Jo: YASSS HAPPY YOONGI DAY✨✨✨

Jo: HAPPY SOMI DAY TOO✨✨✨

Tash: OMGGG

Tash: SO MANY IDOLS HAVE THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY OMG

Jo: I guess amazing people and amazing stuff were born and happened on this day😔👊

Tash: YASSSS😔👊

Jo: OMG Y'ALL THERE'S ALSO ANOTHER THING THAT'S AMAZING TOO TODAY

Tash: WHAT IS IT

Jo: TREASURE WEEKLY IDOL BROS, MAKE SURE TO WATCH IT AND STREAM JIKJIN( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )

Tash: YEAH- I'MMA HYPE IT UP TOO AS IF I HAVE TIME TO WATCH IT-

Trish: OMG Y'ALL HAPPY YOONGI DAY

Trish: AND HAPPY SOMI DAY TOO

Trish: OMG REALLY TREASURE?? YASSS

Jo: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER😭😭

Tash: 😭😭😭

Jo: but y'all

Jo: I feel like I'm forgetting something 👁👄👁

Tash: me too 👁👄👁

Jo: ^thats just a sign of the age factor acting up 🤡

Tash: BIJ

Trish: you guys are old🤡

Jo: u don't get a say of that🤡

Jo: OH OH

Jo: I REMEMBER

Trish: omg Jo remembers? That's a miracle 😔👊

Tash: ^LMAOO IKR😔👊

Jo: 🤡

Jo:

Trish: i-

Tash: i-

Jo: I remember that I need to put this on the streets today🤡

Jo: yk, just in case🤡

Trish: 👁👄👁...

Tash: Jo wtf🤡

Trish: I think it's time to call a therapist🤡

Jo: Good, u guys need it🤡

Tash: u need it the most🤡

Jo: I DON'T, I JUST LOVE MARK😔

Jo: actually yes I do🤡

Jo: I AM THE THERAPIST MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Trish: I'm... concerned🤡

Tash: she definitely has lost it🤡

Jo: chillé anyways so-

Jo:

Trish:

Tash: i-🤡

Tash: anygays so🤡

Tash: I think I really forgot something👁👄👁

Jo: maybe u forgot to pick up ur child in the MARKet 😔😔👊

Trish: 🤡...

Trish: Jo stop 🤡🤡

Trish: do not🤡

Tash: ^🤡🤡

Tash: AND BIJ I DON'T HAVE A CHILD

Jo: THAT'S UR SIGN TO STREAM MARK'S CHILD🤡

Trish: LMAOO

Tash: OMG i-

Trish: the amount of promotions this bij did is quite unbelievable🤡

Jo: yes this is why I'm the best promoter🤡 AND MARKS WIFE🤡🤡🤡

Trish: her delulu level is higher than sungchan's and johnny's height together📈📈📈

Jo: which means I'm taller than them yes🤡

Trish: Jo's deluluness 📈📈📈 Jo's height 📉📉📉📉

Tash: LMAOOOO THE ACCURACY

Jo: STOP EXPOSING ME😔👊

Jo: also like tash anything is possible so what if u already have a child hMmmM🌚🌚🌚

Tash: u mf-

Tash: JDHSJDHDMSYS Y'ALL ARE MAKING ME FORGETTING MORE OF WHAT I FORGOT

Trish: you forgot about it already tho👁👄👁

Tash: AND Y'ALL ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM TRYING TO REMEMBER IT😔😔

Jo: 69 years later

Tash: I REMEMBER IT

Trish: i-

Trish: 👁👄👁

Tash: I NEED TO VISIT MY GRANDMA

Jo: it's been 69 years tho👁👄👁

Trish: more like 6 second and 9 milliseconds but go on🤡

Tash: HDJDGSJE GTG NOW I'M LATE BYE

Trish: i- bye🤡

Jo: bye🤡

Jo: yo Trish🤡

Trish: what🤡

Jo: 🤡 I forgot something too

Trish: wtf🤡

Jo: because I forgot, I'mma just blast make a wish 🤡

Jo: and birthday party 🤡

Jo: and birthday 🤡

Jo: and yes🤡

Trish: wow I wonder why with all of the birthday songs 🤡

Trish: y'all know that I ain't dumb right🤡

Jo: exactly the opposite 🤡

Tash: I'M BACK

Tash: MISS ME? 🤡

Trish: ew no, why didn't you leave longer😔

Tash: r00d👁👄👁

Jo: YO TASH

Tash: YO JO

Jo: how was the visit that literally just took 10 seconds🤡

Tash: it was nice🤡

Jo: nice 🤡

Jo: and do u feel like u're still forgetting something? 🤡

Tash: Yes🤡🤡🤡

Trish: why are these dumbasses so dumb🤡

Jo: we are dumb but that's because we know ur birthday date and very much not forgetting it🤡🤡🤡

Tash: EYYY YASSS 🤡🤡🤡

Jo: wait-

Jo: when is trish's birthday again-

Tash: 👁👄👁

Trish: 👁👄👁

Jo: OH FUCK IT'S TODAY-

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To someone named TrishA the Trashbrush -suhlar_galaxy

If u're not trish then plz pretend to be trish to understand this message, if u still can't then ask the real trish🤡 if u don't know her then GO BE FRIENDS WITH TRISH-

Go be friends with trish or I'll poke ur intestines with chopsticks 🥢🤡  this is not a threat but a positive announcement yes🤡👍

🤡✹︴T(R)ASH'S MESSAGE 💌

AYO-

HAPPY DEATH DAY HAPPY HAPPY WORST DA- sorry-
HAPPY BORN DAY YO YOU'RE FINALLY HALF 30- 🤡
You suck but I'm soo nice to wish you 😔

Lmao anyways-

Happy Birthday bro. I hope you'll spend this day with full of clownery and fun 🤡 Always hope for the best for you bro 😔👊- Stay happy, and never change yourself. Honestly you have helped me so many times that my fingers aren't enough to count- Thanks for always listening to my shitz 😔 I'm so dumb and tend to overthink about small things too much, but ykw, talking with you makes me feel so much less nervous and makes me feel safe and needed. It's scary how you can immediately tell if I'm feeling down or not just by the way I text- But it makes soo happy that I have a friend like this who can instantly tell what I'm feeling, even though we never even met each other. Talking with you is so comfortable bro, the only online friends who I don't feel awkward to talk in calls is you and jo fr. And let's not talk about how I fall off the bed because of laughing too much- I don't even know if I deserve such a great friend like you. Words can't express how much I feel about our friendship bro. I wish I could meet you, imagine us three having a small ass party, with nothing much, but only each other, laughing our asses off over everything- It'd be fun asf 😔👊

In conclusion, you're such a beautiful person bro. Thank you for being my friend and always having my back. Without you, the crack trio is nothing, I love you bro 😔👊

And if I ever upset you or did anything that made you sad then I'M SO SORRY ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ I'm dumb, i tend to do things without thinking - I'm so sorry if anything like that happened bro, none of it was intentional ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Ilysm bro, have a great day today !! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

#CrackTrioForever😔👊

🤡✹︴JO AKA THE BEST'S MESSAGE 💌

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIJ!!!!

Looks like someone just turned half 30 ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )

On this birthday,
I hope you don't grow taller,
pls quit growing taller 🙏😔

Short people like me will continue heaving out angry duck noises if u do get taller 🤡🤡

OK! but jokes aside,
you're really the best person ever-

Like u suck but u're the best😔

Ure the best at being suck-? 🤡

I'd literally be like a bored and down and sad ugly person without you😔 now I'm a hyper high person because of you🤡 you really know how to cheer me up😭😭😭

Aka by sending me mark pics and gifs yes🤡-

But on top of that, it's so thoughtful of you to actually cheer me up and it always worked😭😭you helped me a lot too, gosh Im really glad to have you as a friend 😭😭😭 I'm most comfortable with you and tash, like I'm even more comfortable with you guys than my irl friends 😭 I always approach you guys and I feel like I could talk anything with you and tash. I enjoyed every single chaotic moments and dumb things we did. Talking with you  legit brings the best version of me out like- 🤡

I never talked to people for hours and with the whole convo is just pure clownery like with you guys🤡 honestly I think we deserve to have the world Guinness record for having the most useless convos ever🤡

And I think trish you, deserve the world Guinness record for being the best out of the best, bestest, the very best, the extreme best of trAsh-

Don't ever feel like no one likes you or you're bothering them cuz trust me, I enjoy so much of your company. In fact, you always keep me company and its NEVER boring with you and I get bored extremely easy, that's an achievement bro😔👊 the world needs someone like you😭 there's only one of you and you're worth it 😭 ❤I'll be so sad if youre sad too bro, your joy is contagious😭 the world is healing with you being here 😔💚

Thank u for being patient with my annoying non existent ass😔👊

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING AND I HOPE YOU GROW SUCCESSFULLY, SMARTER (EVEN THOUGH U DON'T NEED TO BECAUSE U'RE TOO SMART ALREADY 🤡-), taller...😔 -, AND STAY HEALTHY, SAFE, AND HAPPY! I LOVE YOU😭😭❤❤❤

And don't forget to make a wish bro🤡

#CrackTrioForever😔👊

Ps. Thank you for the mark pics and I hope you can still be my mark pics sender until many many years to come🤡🤡🤡

From Your Dear Crack Trio Mates

🤡✹︴JO AKA THE BEST'S GIFT🎁

I'mma dm u the gift🤡-

Also like #cracktrioforever sounds like a cult, I'm scared 🤡-

AIGHT IG THAT'S ALL🤡

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY, YEET BYEEEE🤡❤❤❤❤❤