Me: Hello mfs, welcome to the Gossip Hell Table, I'm ur host = JK's wife, with my two assistants = Kat and balchi, also my camera person = tuna

Me: So today we have 2 very special guests, unfortunately they are a couple but fortunately that title won't last long ☺

Me: Today in this ugly day, I bring u the most handsome person, Kim taehyung and his weird wife, muffinnnnnnnnnn

Me: tuna, balchi, kat clap you idiots-

They clap like seals-

Taehyung and muffin arrive at the same time-

Me: finally that took 10 seconds, now let's just get into it

Me: good evening tae, bad evening muffin-

Taehyung: good evening too?

Muffin: 👁👄👁

Me: so *sips tea 🍵* have u guys heard the rumors about u two getting divorced?

Taehyung: isn't that why you invited us here-

Muffin: its not true✋

Me: I didn't ask u-

Taehyung: it's true-

Me: *snorts* that's the answer I was expecting 🍵

Me: would u have some tea?

Muffin: yeah-

Me: I didn't ask u part 2-

Taehyung: no thank you, I'm just gonna-

Taehyung quickly stands up and stuffs his hands in his pockets

Me: tuna get the camera here!

Tuna: 👁👄👁kay

Taehyung quickly kneeles down

Me: wait wtf-

Taehyung: I want a divorce *shows the divorce paper*

Me: O-OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE VIRAL- GET THE CAMERA CLOSE

Me: AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE CONTENT THAT WON'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE EXCEPT HERE! THEY ARE DIVORCING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, DON'T TURN OFF THE CAMERA-

Muffin: how could u- *faints*

Me: OH NO- KAT BALCHI HER UR BUTTS HERE AND PICK HER UP, HER HER TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

The ambulance: Wee Woo wee woo

Me: oh my god, did u guys divorce?

Taehyung: yes-

Me: okay that's it peeps, that's the end of their love story- now we're gonna follow the ambulance, see you in part 2-

Me: *whispers* you three cmon lets follow it

Me, tuna, kat, and balchi run using our feet, chasing the ambulance for content-

Fin.

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