Hey, I totally didn't update all weekend, oops. But to be fair, I was busy having birthday fun. Guess what guys? I'M 13! NOW WATTPAD CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY AGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I've been reading this Webtoon called Blue Chair lately, and I can't help but relate. Even though the author and I have nothing in common...

It's more like...the stuff Shen does (author's name) sounds like stuff I'd do/say. For instance there was one episode when he wrote down this "amazing" idea for a comic at 3 AM, totally obsessing about how great it was. At 6:30, he looked at the idea he wrote down. It read:

AN ASTRONAUT TAKES A POOP IN SPACE, BUT THEN THE POOP GRAVITATES TO THEM

And he's just sitting there like ".....dafuq?"

I died when I saw it, cause it was a real life picture so you can tell he's actually that stupid XD

But anyway, as I was saying before, I can relate to him because I would totally do something that stupid and not remember it later.

Did I mention I may or may not have short term memory loss? Well, I might. I'll bring something out to my living room, sit on the couch staring into space for a while, then look down at the thing I brought out and say "...how'd this get out here?"

Yeah, it's a problem I have no idea to fix...Eh, I'm sure it's fine. It's always fine, no one ever cares, I mean nothing to nobody.

But it's fine. *genuine smile*

*genuine tear drops*

Getting back on topic (what topic?)

I honestly can't remember the last time I cried. I don't cry, I usually throw up, and I haven't thrown up in 6+ years so...what? You don't think I'm that heartless? I'll have you know that at the end of The Boy In the Striped Pajamas I didn't even blink when they died in the end (Oh wait, that was a spoiler.....) I more like, almost, almost gagged. But I turned out to be fine. See, I am that heartless *shrug*

I have this "friend" named Silence. She's not very friendly to me, she only appears when it's quiet, she's kinda very emo, though she is pretty good with music. I recently invited her to my chat room (Not Skype, I'm talking about HipChat) and she barely talks on there. When she does it's only when one of us is bored/alone and she usually insults us.

Yeah, she surely is a very "interesting friend".

But, I honestly have to say, the worst part about it is

Silence is a character I made up in my head.....

SO, Imma add Silence on here because why the hell not. Her speech will be in bold, but anything in parentheses is author's note, so don't get them mixed up. Silence shall be arriving tomorrow.

I am a very random person. I have about a million topics per chapter. Every new paragraph is a new topic, ya noticed? Well, that's why this is more like a memoir/diary than it is an autobio, I'm just too random for that type of crap. *shrug* don't judge me, you should have known by now that I'm a weird person. *glare*

I might start putting OC/AU ideas on here, just because fandoms are actually a major part of my life. Probs can't go a full 48 hours without SOMETHING from SOME fandom. For instance, I got a Homestuck's own Dave Strider pin from a friend of mine who got it from Hot Topic (I have yet to go to this heaven, sadly). I now have said pin on my lanyard where I put my school ID. *notices your expression* What? You didn't know I liked Homsetuck?

Have you ever heard of a common YouTuber called Skydoesminecraft? No? Well then, THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? GO WATCH HIS SHIT!

He got a baby boy named Mason, he's the cootest little peach on planet earth! (probs not, but still) I could literally watch Sky play with his son for hours! I LOVE BABIES! I can't wait to have my own baby, life would be so much brighter! I would treat my child like it was the most expensive and beautiful jewel on the face of the earth!! Hey, stop looking at me like that, babies are amazing!

I don't plan to have a baby any time soon, though. I barely even have a legitimate boyfriend! Notice I said legitimate. I have a boyfriend, he just lives no where near me. We met on a Skype based around an anime website called Anime Twist (hey you guys should check it out, it's free to make an account and use the chat, plus you can watch anime in the meanwhile! We should meet there some day, my username is Candycrushlove :3) It's been months now with Silver (his name) and I am really wishing I could meet him in Irl. But, we live a few states away from eachother, so that's not a possibility till one of us can drive ;-; 

I am actually getting pretty old now. 3 more years till it will be legal for me to drive! But I'll most likely fail. You see, I've noticed, over some thought that it's not the driving that's the difficult part, it's the road rules. You press a few things with your feet and turn a wheel in a few directions and you're driving! But if you thing about all the things you have to remember in order for you not to get pulled over *a long list falls from the ceiling* holy crap!

I am not very focused in many thing either, I would probably kill a million people a year if I ever got a license. Vincent senpai would be so proud!

Getting pretty close to the mark, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to go a little bit over it, right?

Well then, I guess that I should mention that it's ever math geeks favorite holiday today. PI DAY!

Last year in intermediate school (this awesome place called Crossroads Middle, made specifically for 6th grade students in the surrounding SC area) my math teacher gave us an extra credit assignment, which was to make a shirt for Pi Day. Since I had no good supplies, my shirt consisted of a few words placed on there with glitter glue, a few numbers on there with marker, two squiggly lines on the side with cloth paint, and two huge Styrofoam letters: P and I. It was the worst. One. There.

Still a fun day though.

A few years before that, back in fourth grade (I lived in Indiana during that time) on Pi Day, we got to eat actual apple pie! I loved that teacher.

She gave us candy for getting thing right, there was this chance box that we did on Fridays that if your name got pulled from it you got a cool item from the huge prize box. Our assistant teacher gave us candy almost ever recess. On your birthday you got to sit in a plush and mobile special chair, our teachers were overall awesome people. We MADE applesauce one time, we also made Johnny Cakes and butter the day before Thanksgiving (I wasn't there for that, sadly).

We entered a Sum Dog (cool and fun math website) contest for nationals and won 2nd place. The Nestle corporation came to our classroom and gave us ice cream and we afterward played Minute to Win it games. We also earned a bunch of money for the school.

I genuinely miss 4th grade. I used to be good at poems back then. Haikus were always my favorite.

Summer

Green leaves everywhere

The air is refreshing too

Damn, it's hot down here...

Yup, I rocked back then. *le reader stares at the poem like it's describing every single detail of Vincent's sex life* Huh? Oh that, I made that just now. I have no idea where my original poems are, but there's that one right there. I didn't curse in 4th grade.

I didn't curse in 5th or 6th grade either. I started over the summer, and I completely blame Skype/my best friend Clary. They are the reason I am like this. But, if I wasn't like this then I probably wouldn't have the beautiful Wattpad community I have now. I probably would have never even guessed that I'm gay (still trying to firgure it out though)

Anyway, I'll call it a chapter now. Guess I'll see ya later. Stay awesome, stay healthy, stay DETERMINED, and stay lovely. Bye lovelies!

(P.S. You guy(s) should totally ask me questions. It's okay to ask multiple questions, I don't have even a fraction of enough people to do only one question per person, so ask literally anything! Anything except when do you get your periods, because that's just nazty...)