I know that all my friends live here and all that crap, but I fucking hate South Carolina!

It's so hot in the summer and there is barely snow in the winter, which is my favorite season!

How the fuck am I supposed to like it here???

Not to mention I've had to kill like six different bugs in the past two days! It's fucking revolting!

I wish my friends and I lived in Maryland, I miss Maryland so much. Or even Indiana, that was pretty cool!

Nothing is even special about South Carolina! Maryland has Washington D.C., Indiana has he Indianapolis 500, what the hell do you have South Carolina?! A beach!!? Whoopdie fucking doo!!!

Sorry to all you Southerners but I hate the south! I'm a Northerner at heart and always will be.