Guys guys guys, guess what!! I went somewhere extra special today! It's at the mall and is the home of many cool buttons, shirts, and all types of body rings. It's pretty famous for it's gay pride apparel and it's use of the popular video game FNAF. Not only that, but it has a lot of nerdy stuff like a Link from Legend of Zelda backpack. Star Wars, Bobs Burgers, Family Guy, Superheros, Rick and Morty, and SU are all featured topics here. Can you guess?

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That's right...

I went to...

HOT TOPIC!

*fangirl scream that sounds exactly like a pterodactyl screech*

I am so happy *tears of joy stream from eyes*

*plays Drop Pop Candy Undertale ver. to better understand her happiness*

Also, I've changed what I said earlier. I won't do it daily, I'll do it AT LEAST once a week, kay?

Anyway, wanna know what I got at Hot Topic? *reader: shakes head no* GREAT! I got a neko pin and a FNAF pin. Das not all doe...

I also got, a FNAF Security Guard Badge! I am now a Night Guard dear readers! SO happy I could turn into a neko and prance around on rainbows all day wearing a narwhal horn and it still wouldn't express my happiness!

*sigh dreamily*

Anyway, what's going on in my life? Oh, you know, the usual. My hatred for math, MAP testing coming up, Chorus awesomeness (even though our teach is strict, still love it), neko love, gay pride, narwhals, flying Bonnies over a field of yapping Freddy cubs being chased by a pack of Foxys who are being chased by a pack of Chicas. Yup, the usual.

What books do you guys want me to update? I need to restart my love of writing career if I plan to become a successful author. Also, I need advice. What should I be when i grow up?

Based on all you already know about me, what would you say suits me best? I was thinking animator with an author as being a side job, but I honestly have no idea now, after talking it over with big sis. So what should I be?

Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about my day.

Today when I was walking home from the bus stop, me and my friend were talking about babies. For some reason, the topic on our mind was: What are babies really thinking about?

First it started out as me asking if babies new everything. Babies probably know the meaning of life and won't tell us because, well, they're babies! Then we talked about what babies are really thinking. For example:

*Mom sets baby in front of Dora*

"Mom, what is this crap? You should know by now that I only watch Elmo!" *begins to cry*

Mom: You hungry baby? Aw, poor little one, I'll go get you your bottle!

"Yeah you better. And don't forget, it's chocolate milk, not vanilla! I hate that crap..."

Or maybe:

*Mom sets baby outside on a blanket*

"Mom, it's hot out here, bring me back inside." -_-'

Mom: You want some food Ethan?

"Food!" *squeal and giggles*

Mom: Okay, open wide!

"Wait a minute..." *spits out food* "These are peaches! Get this crap away from my mouth! I hate you mom!

Heh, I wish I could do more, but I'm busy and have to sleep surprisingly soon. I'll make up for it later this week, I'll see ya. Stay- oh, you know the outro, I gtg. Fill in the blanks for me, kay?