What's in your handbag.

I don't use one. I use a wallet. If I had any semblance of a handbag, it would be a fanny pack, in protest of sh*tty pockets in women's pants. Another reason I'd might get one is that the Thirteenth Doctor appears in an episode with one.

If I owned one, I'd keep my stuff in it. What stuff, you might ask? My response would simply be to come back with a warrant or stop trying to mug me.

And there are pictures of my Queen with her fanny pack. Deal with it.