A/N:

YO YO YO! Yeah, so I was supposed to start writing about two hours ago and have this chapter up by now, but I have mad procrastination skills soo... But, don't worry, I'm here, and now you can enjoy Chapter 14 of It's Actually Kind of Funny!!

*Dan's POV*

What was PJ doing in my room? He couldn’t be in here; he’ll just make me worse. I’ll go back to my depressive state with just one look at him.

PJ walked over to my bed and sat down, facing me and looking into my eyes with his beautiful green ones. “Chris and I,” he sighed, “We broke up.” I widened my eyes at the shock that they would break up after being together for two years. I patted him on the back, worrying that if I hugged him bad things would happen. “It’s okay, Peej,” I kept my hand on his shoulder, “Tell me what happened.”

PJ looked down at his hands, looking as if he was going to cry at any moment. “Well, I told him about my abuse and everything,” he choked, “And he kind of freaked out and said he couldn’t deal with it.” A tear slipped his eye and I decided to give him a hug, just for comfort.

“Enough about me,” PJ perked up, “How have you been? Is this your room?” I smiled, noticing that PJ remembered my rage towards him over the phone and decided to not think about himself for once. “Yeah, this is my room,” I gestured around the room, “I’ve been great actually, I’ve been getting much better. I met a few new people here, like Phil.” I smiled at the name, but my smile washed away right when I saw the disappointed look on PJ’s face.

“Do you like this boy Phil?” PJ leaned in closer to me, putting his hand on my lap. I looked down at his lips, his tongue brushing over them before he smirked. His hair was done rather nicely and he wore one of his best outfits. I looked back into his eyes, one of the most beautiful shades of green I’ve ever seen. In that moment I realized why I fell for him in the 8th grade. “Sure,” I continued looking into his eyes, “But only as a friend, nothing more.”

PJ’s face grew lighter at my remark of Phil just being a friend and nothing more. “Though we did kind of kiss,” PJ looked confused, “As a dare, it didn’t mean anything.” PJ smiled and moved his hand higher up my thigh. I automatically began to grow a hard on at the tension between him and I and pulled my shirt lower to hide it. “You know, now that I’m broken up with Chris,” PJ moved his hand up, “I realized that I should’ve went for you in the first place, back at that party in the 8th grade.”

My heart stopped and I took in a deep breath. PJ leaned in even closer, our faces only inches apart. I looked down at his lips and back into his eyes, looking over his whole face before so. What was I supposed to do? Here was this boy that I fell for in the 8th grade, smacking his lips, batting his eyes, and literally inches away from my lips; plus I had a boner. I leaned in, almost a little too fast, closing the gap between our lips.

PJ wrapped his arms around my neck, playing with my hair between his fingers. I did the same, pulling him closer to me. Our kiss intensified as PJ changed our positions so our chests were collided against one another’s. PJ creased open his mouth, allowing entrance for my tongue. We both battled for dominance before PJ picked me up and pushed me over onto Jason’s bed.

I realized we were on Jason’s bed but didn’t bother to care at the moment. He was at dinner and probably was trying to spend as much time as he could with Luke anyway. PJ climbed over on top of, tugging at my hair while doing so. He began to kiss down my jaw line, leaving small marks. He reached my neck, the most sensitive spot on my body.

He pecked my neck only once, making me groan in pleasure. I felt his lips smile against my skin and stretched my neck to give him more access. He continued to kiss and suck on my neck, moans constantly leaving my mouth.

He pulled back up to my lips, tracing shapes on the back of my neck, causing me to shiver. I began to pull up his shirt as he did the same to me and before we knew it our chests were both bare. I stared at his bare body and my eyes widened in amazement. “Wow,” was all I could manage before he put his lips back onto mine. Our skin touched, causing my whole body to tingle. “I could say the same to you,” he rose from my lips, winking at me.

He began to slowly kiss his way down to my chest as I held back a loud moan. He got down to my jeans, kissing my stomach before beginning to unbuckle them. He noticed my hard on and smiled, please that he was able to excite me. Were actually going to do this?

“What the fuck, mate!” I kneed PJ in the back of the head when I heard the voice shout from across the room. PJ jumped up, rubbing the back of his head before quickly tossing his shirt back on. “Who the hell is this?!” PJ shouted, pointing over at Jason who had a shocked but angry look across his face.

I felt the little man quickly run up to the imaginary string, tugging at it before running back to his disappearance. I threw up all over the floor, emptying whatever was left from my lunch. “Ugh, you’re disgusting Dan,” PJ jumped back, “Who is he?” PJ leaned back to me to pull me up but Jason ran over to me before he could do anything. “Don’t fucking touch him,” Jason lifted me off the bed before placing me behind him, shocking me with his strength, “I think you should leave, before Dan gets into any trouble.”

“I’m glad to,” PJ scoffed before jolting out the door. I quickly grabbed my shirt and pulled it over my head before running after him. “PJ, wait!” I yelled, feeling relieved that nobody was in the hall except for us. “What do you want, Dan?” he turned around, glaring at me. I was at loss of words before I shouted the first thing that came to my head, “I love you.”

“Dan, sort yourself out,” PJ rolled his eyes before strolling off, turning at the corner of the corridor. I sighed, I had just ruined any chance I had with the guy I fell for two years ago. I fixed my hair and wiped my mouth before turning around and gasping at what stood before me. A black haired silhouette stood in front of me, blue eyes contrasting with its pale skin. Phil stood there, a tear shedding across his cheek and dropping to the floor. “Phil, I—“ Phil turned around and ran off before I could manage to say anything. ‘

Oops, stupid Dan. Did you guys enjoy reading this chapter? I know it’s a little shorter than the other chapters I’ve written recently, but I’m updating tomorrow as soon as possible. I keep leaving you guys on cliffhangers, that is if you didn’t read It’s Kind of a Funny Story. Anyways, what did you think? Leave your feedback and stay tuned for Chapter 15!! Thanks for reading <3