Parents would always have us put away our devices at night so we wouldn't get on them BUT

LOOK AT ME NOW!!! AT NIGHT!!!! IN MY BED!!!! WITH MY IPHONE!!!!

A million possibilities (hopefully getting grounded isn't one)

Oh wow I can hear my joints squeaking as I write this ... should I be concerned

Anyways

Let's hope parents don't FLIP OUT FROM MY ANARCHY

ALS0! What is romance

Ow my arm aches