Hiccup hummed as he pulled out a tray of freshly baked muffins from the oven. Toothless sat in the kitchen and let out a whine upon seeing the sweets.

"Alright allright" Hiccup said as Toothless gave him the 'innocent dragon eyes'. He tossed the dragon, who was growing really fast, two muffins. Toothless happily gobbled them up and then continued to watch Hiccup curiously.

The doorbell rang a little while later and Hiccup went to answer it. Astrid stood on the other side and gave him a kiss on the lips as a greeting. "Evening babe" she said before she came inside and gave Toothless, who was poking his head out, a scratch.

"Something smells nice." Astrid said as she sniffed the air.

"I just finished the muffins." Hiccup told her as he saw her lick her lips. "The others should be here shortly."

Astrid hummed as she snatched a muffin from the tray. "You just can't wait can you?" Hiccup laughed as Astrid gave him a sheepish look.

"What can I say. Your cooking rocks." Astrid told him. "The muffins however do give me a new idea."

"Don't tell me you're going to make exploding muffins now." Hiccup sighed in exasperation. "You got enough exploding candy."

"I was thinking more like a gas grenade." Astrid mumbled as she took another bite.

It was then that the doorbell rang again. Hiccup went to open the door and saw that their friends had arrived.

Greetings were exchanged as their friends placed the food and drinks they had brought on the table.

"Alvin you are going to make me fat." Hook told him as he eyed the casserole on the table.

"You could use some fattening up!" Alvin replied back with a laugh.

"Oh leave boo alone Alvin." Ursula admonished as she and her sister placed bottles of various liquor on the bar.

Soon the room was filled with all sorts of villains, including Astrid's parents and sister. Heather and her brother came, as did Alvin and his gang, Dr. Robotnik, Jafar, Captain Hook, and of course Yzma and Kronk were some of those present. Hiccup was glad that he had opted for a large house, with lots of double doors, as he really had no idea how big Toothless was going to become.

There was another knock on the door and this time Astrid, who was closer, answered it. On the other side stood Stoick, Gobber and the heroes. Their eyebrows shot up at the assortment of villains and their mouths hung open. "Well don't just stand there gathering flies." Astrid admonished as she hald the door open.

The villains all looked at them, and Snotlout's cat ears twitched at the attention, before going back to their conversations. If the heroes played nice then so would the villains.

"Now this is a party!" The twins exclaimed as they greeted everybody.

"Well, I honestly didn't think you guys would come." Hiccup said as he came to greet them.

"Nonsense laddie" Gobber laughed and clapped him on the back. "You told us you had something important to tell us." Hiccup nodded as a goofy smile adorned his face. He then turned to his father who was looking a bit like a fish out of water between all these villains.

"So you heard from mom yet?" Hiccup asked and Stoick nodded.

"Aye, she should be back from China in a month." His father said as Astrid handed him a cocktail which was suspiciously smoking.

"You need to take the edge off." Was all Astrid said as she went back to mixing drinks with Yzma.

"Is.... this edible?" Stoick asked looking at the multicolored smoking cocktail in his hand suspiciously.

"Who knows" Hiccup laughed.

Stoick made his way over to one of the couches as he watched the others mingle. Fishlegs was busy talking to a black haired woman and Stoick's bushy eyebrows shot up when he realized that that was Seductress. Meanwhile Tuffnut and that blasted chicken were snickering with Alvin and his gang and Ruffnut had apparently joined in with mixing cocktails. Snotlout was in the middle of a group of villainess' who were cooing over his cat ears.

"Well that is certainly something." Gobber laughed as he took a seat next to Stoick. "The boy now has the attention of females and he keeps shying away." He said pointing to Snotlout.

"Quite a party Hiccup can throw" Gobber then said as both he and Stoick took a sip of their drinks. They both regretted it however as they hadn't expected the strength of the alcohol.

"What tha hell did the lass put in here?!" Gobber exclaimed. "It could melt a wall!!" Stoick nodded and scrutinized the drink. Both Gobber and he could hold their liquor but this was well.... New. They looked around and saw Hiccup taking a shot of whatever Astrid handed him.

"Well we know the boy's got an iron stomach." Gobber commented as Hiccup seemed fine. Savage who came up to the bar tried the same drink as Stoick and he gulped it down like water before giving the ladies a thumbs up. "I think we need to practice holding our liquor." Gobber stated as he looked at his drink. "This might be a whole new league."

"If you haven't drank with a villain you haven't been drinking" Alvin says laughing as he and Jafar passed them on their way to the buffet table.

Soon Hiccup and Astrid called for the attention of the room. All eyes turned to them as Hiccup cleared his throat. "Friends, family, and unfortunate victims of Astrid's cooking." Hiccup began only to receive an elbow to the stomach from Astrid as the room laughed while Astrid rolled her eyes. "It is with great pleasure that we would like to announce our engagement." Hiccup said as Astrid showed them her ring. It was ten that the room broke into a mass of cheering.

"Finally!!" Was shouted from next to Stoick and Gobber. They looked to the side and saw Deadpool waving a flag which read Hiccstrid. Deadpool along with Loki were shouting "I totally ship this!!"

"Don't ask Stoick." Gobber mumbles as he gave duo a weird look. "Just don't ask."

Everybody in the room began congratulating the couple, even the heroes. Stoick wouldn't admit it and he would probably throttle anyone who mentioned it but he shed a tear of happiness that night as he realized his son was all grown up.

The party was pretty animated as everyone was slightly tipsy from the drinks that Astrid had continued making, when Dagur grabbed a microphone. "Let's get this party started!!" He shouted as he showed them the karaoke machine. Cheers rang through the crowd as an upbeat tune started.

"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly, I pimp to the beat, Walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah. This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control, It's redfoo with the big Afro, It's like Bruce Lee rock at the club" Dagur sang and danced sending the other villains into laughing fits.

"Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, I work out, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, I work out."

"WOOOHOOO" Gobber shouted as he began to dance as well.

"When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me. I got passion in my pants. And I ain't afraid to show it.I'm sexy and I know it. I'm sexy and I know it." Dagur now sang as the entire room cheered him on. Heather had to stop him from stripping at the wiggle wiggle wiggle part and dragged him off the makeshift stage.

"Hey I was in my groove!!" Dagur protested as the others laughed while he was being dragged away.

"No one wants to see you strip again." His sister grumbled as Dagur started pouting.

Then to the surprise of everyone Deadpool and Loki where the next ones on stage. The room was watching in anticipation as to what these two would sing. Then a familiar tune started playing on the machine.

"Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony. Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?" Both Loki and Deadpool sung as they looked a little tipsy.

"Astrid what did you put in those cocktails?" Hiccup whispered to her. "Those two never got drunk easily."

"We all know that people are the same wherever you go. There is good and bad in ev'ryone. We learn to live, when we learn to give. Each other what we need to survive, together alive." Both men crooned on the stage as their audience  started partnering up and dancing.

"Ruffnut and I tried something new." Astrid smirked as Hiccup rolled his eyes. He really should have known not to let Astrid or Ruffnut for that matter near the open bar. Hiccup then shrugged and pulled Astrid to him for a dance. When the duet ended everybody clapped as Loki and Deadpool took a bow.

"I've got to admit, they know how to carry a tune." Stoick told Gobber as both started to loosen up from the alcohol. They clapped as a quartet of villainess' took the stage. Heather, Mercy Graves, Maleficent and the Evil Queen all received cheers as they waited for the music to start.

"Lollipop lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, Lollipop lollipop." Each joined in after the other when Mercy started them off.

"Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop, Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop." They now sang in sync as people swayed to the tune.

"Call my baby lollipop. Tell you why. His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie. And when he does his shaky rockin' dance. Man, I haven't got a chance." They sang while swaying their hips and winking to the audience.

"I call him, lollipop, lollipop. Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop. Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop. Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop. Sweeter than candy on a stick. Huckleberry, cherry or lime. If you had a choice he'd be your pick. But lollipop is mine." They continued to sing as Alvin even let out a wolf whistle.

After their song ended Morgana took to the stage wearing a very fluffy pink feather boa. Morgana smirked as her eyes locked onto Jafar and the room collectively gulped and prayed for the poor man as a familiar song started. Even Toothless was now watching with interest from where he lay.

"The minute you walked in the joint. I could see you were a man of distinction. A real big spender. Good lookin' so refined. Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?. So let me get right to the point." Morgana sang as she pointed to Jafar and started walking seductively to him.

"I don't pop my cork for every man I see. Hey big spender, Spend a little time with me." She said as she draped the feather boa around his neck and pulled him close. Jafar didn't have much of a choice as Morgana began to dance seductively around him.

"Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun. How's about a few laughs, laughs. I could show you a good time. Let me show you a good time!" Even the others now sang along as they were enjoying the show.

"The minute you walked in the joint. I could see you were a man of distinction. A real big spender. Good lookin' so refined. Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind? So let me get right to the point, I don't pop my cork for every guy I see." Morgana sang swaying her hips while blowing Jafar a kiss as she left him with the feather boa and returned to the stage.

"Hey big spender, Hey big spender, Hey big spender. Spend, a little time with me." The others sang the last lines together as they cheered for Morgana who gave a last wink to a blushing Jafar.

"What!! Hey!! Kronk!!" Yzma shouted as Kronk deposited her on stage and placed a microphone in her hand. He gave her two thumbs up and Yzma smiled at the curious crowd watching her. Soon the music started and Yzma got over her nervousness and went into full diva mode.

"You go girl!!" Snidely shouted a little drunk as the music started.

"You keep saying you got something for me. Something you call love but confess. You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't've been a'messin'. And now someone else is getting all your best. Well, these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you." Yzma sang into the microphone as she started dancing on the stage.

Kronk came and gave Astrid a high-five and thanked her for the drink and Hiccup thought it best not to ask.

"You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'. You keep losing when you oughta not bet. You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'. What's right is right but you ain't been right yet. These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you." Yzma sang as people started dancing.

"That woman is on fire!!" Deadpool hollered as he started waving a neon stick.

"Where did you even get that?" Hiccup asked as he took another swig from his drink.

"You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing. And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt,hah. Well, I've just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah. And what he knows you ain't have time to learn. These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Are you ready, boots? Start walkin'." Yzma finished the song and showed off her legs which made many cringe.

"Now let's see who's next!" She said in the microphone as her eyes landed on Stoick. "You with the big red beard!! Come on up here!!"

Stoick was shocked and yelped as Alvin and Loki dragged him on stage and Yzma pushed the microphone into his hands. Gobber, Hiccup and several others couldn't stop laughing at Stoick's shocked expression and got out their phones to record this.

"Hiccup" Astrid said as she frowned. "Here use this high-def camcorder." She told him as she handed it to him. "You'll get a better quality video with this."

Stoick gulped as he held up the microphone as the song Waltzing Mathilda began playing.

"Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...." He began.

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The songs featured:

I'm sexy and I know it - by LMFAO

Ebony and Ivory - by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder

Lollipop - by the Chordettes

Hey big spender - by Shirley Bassey

These boots are made for walkin' - by Nancy Sinatra

Waltzing Mathilda - by Slim Dusty