AN1: Please note that there are some adult themes discussed in this chapter. 

AN2: Next weekend RedLegoManiac, RedHawkdude and I will be publishing oneshots as part of a themed oneshot challenge between us.

Hiccup moaned as the heatsource he was clinging to wiggled. "Hfhmm" He muttered as he tried to bury himself further into the soft mattress.

"Oh Thor what happened last night?" Was said and his comfy heatsource shifted again. Hiccup looked up groggily and his eyes widened when he noticed that he was clinging to Astrid.

"What!" Hiccup jumped up from shock and he had to spit out some of the blond curls that he had apparently inhaled. Astrid let out a yawn and stretched like a cat before looking around the room they had landed themselves in. Her hair looked like a giant blonde afro and Hiccup's hair was sticking up in odd directions.

"Where are we and what happened last night?" Hiccup asked as he sighed in relief that both Astrid and he still had their clothes on. The weren't in their costumes anymore but rather in eveningwear. Hiccup had on a dark green button down shirt, which now had the first three buttons open, and black slacks. Astrid was still in her cobalt blue gown with a slit so high it would make anyone envious. It was then that Hiccup remembered. They had booked a room at the underground hotel and then changed into these outfits for the after party.

"Why don't I remember the party?" Hiccup asked Astrid as he spotted Toothless sleeping upside down and covered in glitter.

"No one ever remembers the party. That's what makes it so epic." Astrid mumbled. "It is also one of the reasons why we have 'Villaingram' and 'Evilbook'. There is a saying here 'What happens at Evil conventions stays at Evil conventions'." Astrid explained as she grabbed her phone.

Hiccup also grabbed his phone. He had also installed the Villaingram app but still needed to make a profile. But when he clicked on it he saw that there already was a profile of him. 'Did I make this last night?' Hiccup pondered as he started flicking through the feed.

There were plenty of photos and videos of the party but one caught his eye. "What the devil is Alvin doing with that can of whipped cream!!" Hiccup exclaimed as the video played.

"Just scroll along Hiccup. This certainly won't be the last time we see the whipped cream dance." Astrid advised to which Hiccup immediately complied. He would never be able to look at Alvin the same way again.

"Well that's just....... That's just-" Hiccup couldn't bring himself to look anymore as he showed Astrid.

"Cruella found a stripper pole again?!" Astrid asked shocked as she watched the video. "I thought Mor'du was supposed to keep her away from the mimosas after last year. I hope she didn't make him into a coat, oh wait there he is."

"I'm afraid to ask but what were we doing?" Hiccup hesitantly asked as he peeked at the feed over Astrid's shoulder.

"Good question." Astrid mumbled as she searched the tags.

"Oh here we go." She said and her eyes widened as she saw the video. "Oh my" Both Hiccup and Astrid exclaimed as their cheeks turned red.

"I can't believe I drank body shots off of you!" Astrid mumbled as she tried to make herself small.

"Astrid that's the beginning of the video." Hiccup said as it continued playing. Both turned a darker shade of red when the video was done.

"Remind me to thank Enchantress for making a duplicate of you." Astrid whispered. "That sandwich was hottttt!!!"

"Let's... eh.. Let's continue." Astrid said going to the next video.

"This looks tame." Hiccup stated. "They are playing seven minutes in heaven........ Oh wait." He said as he noticed Dr. Octopus and Enchantress throw Pitch Black and Gothel into a closet before locking it and high-fiving each other.

"You think they're still in there?" Astrid asked curiously to which Hiccup shrugged. "Who knows."

"It is about time someone did something about those two." Astrid said and upon noticing Hiccup's quizzical look she elaborated. "Pitch and Gothel have been dancing around each other for years. I think the others finally got fed up with it and decided to do something about it."

"Hey wait what is that picture?" Hiccup asked as he tapped the screen. "Is that Jafar?! He looks roasted."

On the picture you could see Jafar covered with soot as some smoke left his robes while Maleficent stood smirking next to him. The next picture showed Eret hugging a brown chicken.

"Why is a chicken even there?" Astrid queried. There was some commotion outside and Hiccup and Astrid being curious opened the door to see Alvin trying to get an irate chicken away from him.

"That chicken has superpowers." Hiccup said in astonishment as he watched the chicken set Alvin's pants on fire. Savage, Alvin's second in command proceeded to blast Alvin with a fire extinguisher.

"Alvin what did you do?!" Astrid questioned.

"Don't turn me into the bad guy here!" Alvin grumbled as the chicken's feathers bristled.

"But sir." Savage now spoke up. "You are the bad guy."

"Normally yes, but this time I'm entirely blameless!!" Alvin defended. "I have absolutely no idea why this chicken is mad at me."

"What did you have for breakfast?" Hiccup asked.

"Scrambled eggs, what else." Alvin answered and then it dawned on him. "Oh"

The chicken huffed, satisfied, before waddling off. Hiccup closed the door to their room and was about to suggest that they head home after breakfast. Astrid agreed and Toothless awoke when they were getting ready. The dragon took one look in the long mirror and let out a screech before frantically trying to scratch the glitter from his scales.

"Come here you overgrown discoball. It's time for a bath." Hiccup said as Toothless started to back away upon hearing the word 'bath'.