"And thus, the three amigos became legends, known as the Sassy One, the Wall Breaker, and Ghosty Boi."

"Amigos...?" Weaver groans in a pained voice, with the other two soon voicing their disgust at the latest introduction as well. Not even the beautiful atmosphere of Aurorafall

"Well, anyway, you're without me tonight! Folks, Fire has a bad cold! But... we have special guests!" Fire cheers, teleporting away.

"Who was that again?" X hums as he nibbles on the taco.

"Fire is the creator and fangirl who tries to tell us what to do," says Hope.

"Oh, the bossy one! Okay," responds X, now knowing who the voice was.

"So basically, no one important," Weaver chimes in, rolling his justice-yellow eyelights.

X snickers at Weaver's comment, luckily not choking on the taco he was still happily nibbling on- or did he somehow get another one?

Weaver joins in on the snickering, unable to resist.

"... The followers are gonna come for you both." Hope suddenly says, playing around with his hammer.

"No, they won't- although if they do, you'll be the one fighting them off. So please, stop stirring up trouble Hope," sighs Snow. "I miss Fire already..."

"What? Who are you talking about?" X asks, rather puzzled.

"Let them come! It's not like they could beat me!" Weaver challenges.

"Fine..." Hope groans. "Hm? Oh, don't worry, I'm just breaking the fourth wall more."

"Wha- actually, I think I'm just gonna stop questioning it," sighs X.

"Welp, I'd better go get the fourth wall tape," grumbles Snow. "Not that it'll do any good."

"It's better if you don't," Weaver adds sotto voce.

"Good luck. Pretty sure Lunar took it with her when she came," Hope smirks as he trips over a rock, dropping his hammer. A large crater soon follows the impact, and it begins to fill with water that reflects the bejeweled starry sky.

"LUNAR! GIVE ME BACK MY TAPE!" Snow shrieks.

"Never!" Lunar shouts from one of their shared multiverses, not too far away. Perhaps they might visit it sometime in the distant future, but not in this segment of madness. (*Cough* check out the ask and dare book on DarkMidnightDragon's account *cough*)

Strangely, you hear the sound of fire.

And not the author.

Snow sighs, grumbling under her breath- something about 'sharding mousebrained demonic prankster angel girls.'

"What the?! How did that hammer make that large crater?!" X exclaims.

"Not again, Hope! I told you to be careful with that thing!" Weaver groans, facepalming.

"Sorry! And it's because it was infused with Shellverse Ink's soul!" Hope chirps, knowing very well why there is the sound of burning.

"Shellverse? What's that?" X asks.

Weaver just sighs. He is not in the mood for this schist.

"That's one of the Multiverses that Fire watches over," says Snow.

"Don't worry about it." Hope giggles as he gets up and picks up the hammer again.

"How are you even able to pick that up?" X wonders aloud.

"Don't question it." Weaver says, sighing for the thousandth time.

Hope just giggles vaguely as he starts to skip, swinging the hammer dangerously. "Anyways, what are we gonna do again?"

"Hope, be careful with that hammer or else I WILL take it away," scolds Snow.

"Fine!" Hope groans, dismissing the hammer.

"And trust me," continues Snow, "You'll want it when you meet your counterpart... which'll happen any moment now."

"Counterpart?" X asks.

"So plot twist coming up?" Hope hums. "And don't worry 'bout it!"

"Starsdammit, Snow..." Weaver grumbles.

"Think of it as... Weird multiversal stuff!" Hope chirps as he skips along, X floating beside him. "Like how you were able to hold the taco!"

"Weaver?" Snow says calmly.

"What!?" He snaps.

"You might want to duck."

Hope takes this as a warning for himself as well, and does a backflip.

Weaver drops to the ground.

A hammer- although not as cool as Hope's- swings right where his head would've been... and hits Hope, who had leapt right into its path with his backflip.

"Well crud," mutters X.

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Today's chapter of chaos is part one of an absolutely insane (and rather long) interlude created mostly by Lunar_Dreamcatcher, T-Dude, Fawnkat, DarkMidnightDragon, and Meltheshipper.

I've been editing it like crazy to get this into a somewhat orderly format, and I still have more to go.

It is all absolute chaos (I should not have left them alone for 20 minutes), and Fire and I have so much Fourth Wall cleanup to do following this... 😅