Full-body references, woo woo!
Also, X-Chara is a male, it has been declared by Jakei as canon, so do not come for me for using his proper pronouns!

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"Oh my stars! I'm hearing voices!" Cross exclaims, his eyelights wide.

"You always hear voices, you idiot. Me," X comments disgruntledly, his ghostly form floating next to Cross as usual.

Fire smirks. Cross really is too easy to mess with.

Lunar enters through the broken wall and walks up to Fire and Snow, who are quite comfy in the 'Author's Lounge,' as they've nicknamed their little corner of the Storyverse.

"Welcome to the night," Fire chirps.

"Herro!" Snow adds happily.

Fire is reading something on a computer, surrounded by stacks upon stacks of books.

Snow, currently in the form of a petite Frost Fury, is buried under a small mountain of papers, but appears quite happy. A small portal near her shows a view of an icy landscape, although not Snowdin, nor a variant of it. Cold air flows in through it, making it easier for her to keep the ice that holds part of her life force frozen.

"Heya!" Lunar says, smiling widely. "Pleasure being here." She bows dramatically, before falling on her face.

"I'm okay!" Lunar calls, getting up again. "I just wish this didn't happen every time."

"That's fine, now... what now?" Fire ponders from where she's sitting, reading away on her computer.

"Well, we should probably get Cross actually involved," chirps Snow.

Lunar gets up, stumbling a bit, and looks over Fire's shoulder. "So the oreo's here? Cool," she says, rethinking of all the shipping ideas she already has.

"Shhh... no peeking at the screen, there are spoilers for future Blackout ideas," Fire scolds.

"Fine, fine!" Lunar giggles. "Not that spoilers work much with me. After all, since I joined, everything is a spoiler," Looking at the broken fourth wall knowingly, she winks.

"Wait... I thought him stalkin- watching them was starting that?" Fire asks curiously.

"Yeah, but they need to actually meet!" Snow exclaims.

"Why not just have Hope 'befriend' him with the massive hammer of doom?" Fire responds, cackling.

"Yes. A thousand times yes," Snow says excitedly.

Meanwhile, Hope grins and holds up the hammer.

"Hope, no..." Weaver begs.

"Hope yes," responds Hope, smiling wickedly.

"This is bad," Cross said as the voices discussed 'befriending' Nanoha-style.

Looking into Dreamswap, Lunar hums, "Hope has the hammer out already."

"Yes, yes it is bad, Cross," whispers X. "Run away."

"Wait, what happened, other then it once holding a god's soul, pretty much making it a godbane?" Fire muses quietly.

Lunar sits down to watch, opening a portal and grabbing popcorn. "This is so better then any idea I got," she says, her voice muffled by a mouthful of popcorn.

Of course, Cross was a mite late on the running part, as Hope teleports over in a flash of golden light.

"Gahh...!!!" Cross screams like a two year old for their mummy, making a run for it.

And then runs smack-dab into a tree.

"Idiot," X says, snickering.

"You go Hope! Wait... that's Cross... eh, I always did like versions of Blue better." Lunar muses before shrugging, accidentally spilling popcorn into Dreamswap. She watches it fall down and hit Cross on the head. "Oops..."

"Awwwww," Hope says sadly from beside the unconscious Cross. He never got to use his hammer!

"Yeah... Hope, no one would survive a hit from that, other than Shell's Ink," Weaver points out.

"Hey, Nightmare might," Hope protests, before sighing as Weaver gives him the look.

"Right... love taps only, otherwise it dusts monsters," Hope says, pouting.

"Huh?" Lunar looks at the time. "Stars. I gotta go. Jugdement house. Cya!" She calls as she fades from view.

"Well that was a short visit," Fire muses, somehow using a stick to poke Cross.

"Yup. It was fun though," replies Snow. "Probably should see about making sure Cross doesn't get away, cause we don't want Nightmare or Error knowing that those two are here yet."

Weaver rolls his eyelights, and uses his magic strings to tie up the unconscious Cross.

He pauses. Why does he have a feeling that the fangirls made a dirty joke somewhere in that line?

"If you have a feeling, Weaver, my dear," chirps Snow, "It's probably correct. Don't ask me what it is, though, because I don't know."

"Hey Ghosty, want a taco?" Hope asks X, who starts, shocked that someone other then Cross could see him.

"Wait. you can see me..?!" He asks.

"Yup, now want a taco?" Hope asks, his bicolored eyelights gleaming excitedly.

"Um... I'm a ghost, so I wouldn't be able to touch it unless I'm in charge of the body," X tells the short skeleton sadly.

"Well, that's no good," says Hope, before somehow giving X a ghost taco.

"Wait, how the heck does that even work?" X asks puzzledly, looking at the ghostly taco in his hands.

"Ghost peppers," Hope chirps.

"The universe doesn't work that way!" X protests.

"Don't try protesting, Hope breaks the universe all the time," Weaver interrupts, yawning boredly.

"Yes, I do!" Hope says happily. "Breaking the universe is fun!"

"But.. but," X stutters.

Then he ate the taco, because at this point it was just weird, like everything else in his life.

At least it was a good taco.

"Yeah, just don't try and figure it out, X-Chara. It's not worth the headache," says Weaver to the ghostly child, smiling wryly.

Suddenly, a form crashes into the area, their glaring amethyst eyelights glowing ominously.

"Get away from my friend- I mean minion, yes, minion!" the new skeleton yells angrily.

Hope and Weaver exchange looks.

Strangely, they can only think of one thing when they see Dreamswap Nightmare.

Starsdammit, Nightmare was adorable as a teenager!

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Thanks go to Firehedgehog for being my co-writer, and Lunar_Dreamcatcher for being part of my wonderful Chaos Inducers, who will be helping out with/having cameos in chapters from now on- although I'm limiting it to one guest per chapter! Of course, those of you who wish to join in on the chaos can- check out my Discord, the link is (probably) on my profile!