Fire: Oh look, a story!

Snow: I call dibs on Blue.

Fire: I choose you, Error!

Error and Blue appear.

OoOoO

Snow whaps Error and Blue with newspaper.

Suddenly, they are Hope and Weaver!

Yeah!

OoOoO

Blue... er... Hope bounces off the Fourth Walls.

Weaver gives it a ten.

Fire: We missed the AU.

Snow: *Facepalms*

OoOoO

Hope plays Ninjas and kidnaps X

X: Hallllp! I'm totally not struggling.

Cross: NOOOOOOO!

Nightmare: WUT.

OoOoO

X: hello Hope, I'm your new ghosty stalker.

Hope: Yeah!

Weaver: Meh, at least it's not Slimer.

Godzilla kills the marshmallow puff ghost in the city.

Hope: Let's go prank!

All: YEAH!

OoOoO

Hope: RUN FOREST RUN!

*Runs into wall*

X: We need a retake!

OoOoO

Snow: Go to the omega timeline and prank the meme squad!

Weaver: NOPE! STARSSSS!!!

OoOoO

Snow: Alright children, I'm going to leave for a bit.

Lunar: Okay parent!

T-Dude: Okay mom!

Dark: Okay Mom.

FawnKat: Okay!

Snow: *Leaves to do who knows what*

Dark: I SHALL NOW TAKE OVER THE FIC.

Lunar: Let's ruin everything!

T-Dude and Dark: YEAH!

20ish minutes later

Snow: Alright I'- WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?!

Lunar, T-Dude, and Dark: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lunar: By the way, Riina can't say anything.

Snow: Okay, it's time for rules and bans.

OoOoO

Snow while editing: ... [I just left them alone for 20 minutes... how did they produce this much complete and utter chaos...]

OoOoO

Hope: Wheee, portals!

X: *Waves at random AU as they pass*

Weaver: *snores*

Fire: Why are they falling?

Snow: Don't ask.

OoOoO

Weaver: 🎶 Scooby dooby doo, where are you 🎶

X: Must you sing this?!

Weaver: Yes... yes I must!

Nightmare: Stop, you kids!

OoOoO

*Pranks chicken*

Kevin: Quack!

X: I don't want to know.

*Yeets to other AU*

OoOoO

Weaver: *exists*

Fire: Furret? Levanny?

Snow: ...

Fire: *thinks for a second* Mew?

Snow: Mew.

OoOoO

Hope: I'm a furry!

Weaver: *Deadpan look as only a kitty Weaver can.*

X: Time for a scare factor!

Sans: Welcome to my pad, dudes!

The Trio: ...

Snow: Time for asks!

Mass facepalming.

END

OoOoO

Extra:
Hope meets Lunar.
Lunar meets Hope.
Everything went downhill from there.