richie

-they start flirting with you
-richie stomps over and pulls you into a full-on makeout session
-your ex is gone
-he ain't dealing with this shit

bill

-you uh don't have an ex
-bill's your first boyfriend
-so that's nice

eddie

-eddie's not sure how to react
-so he walks over awkwardly
-grabs your hand
-and drags you away

stan

-this boi is just like richie
-make-out session right there
-your ex just walks away awkwardly
-"you're mine, (y/n). i couldn't let them take you."

beverly

-once again you don't have an ex
-so bev doesn't have to deal with the little shits
-it's nice