“Do you really think I should’ve done that?” I asked Emily.

“Huh?” she looked up at me from the smoothie she was slurping.

Oh I forgot, she can’t read minds! “Should I have left Joe to go talk to Nick? I mean, nothing serious actually happened. We just had a silent moment, you know? We did even flirt.”

Em slurps some more, “Joe Jonas” she says flatly, looking me in the eye.

I burst out into a goofy grin, I slap both my hands over my mouth. “Damn it!”

“Haha!” Em pointed and laughed at me. “You, sweety, have got it baaaad.”

“I do not!” I whine.

“Joe Jonas” she says again.

Ark! I just can’t help it! I smile again.

Emily almost died laughing. “Oh man, this is going to be fun!”

“Shut up!” I hissed at her over the small circular table.

It was a nice sunny day, we’d both decided to hang out outdoors at a smoothie shop somewhere in town. Emily wore a lose lavender blue top that had one arm, she paired it with some tight three quarter jeans, with half her hair up in a ponytail. I envied her, I wore a white top, torn blue jeans, and huge brown glasses that I’d decided not to wear all of a sudden.

January was fast ending, with some days warmer than others.

“So anyway,” Emily crosses her ankles under the table, “how’s preparations for you Banging Tour?”

“Bangerz Tour” I corrected. “Why in the world would I have a banging tour? Do you have any idea how disgusting that sounds? Or the STD’s you could get?”

“According to local gossip, you have enough to go around” she said, holding up her phone to her face, tapping across the screen.

I slurped my smoothie loudly, ‘tell me something I don’t know.” I jiggled the juice in the cup to know how much remained, less than half of half.

“Seriously, Miles, none of these things offend you?” Emily looked at me skeptically.

“Of course they do, but who am I going to complain to? The internet?”

“You know, you could sue a handful of these companies and make buttloads of money” Emily advised.

“Would ya believe me if I said I had enough?” I reply with a cocky smile.

“Actually? I would.”

A phone rings.

I’ll make love to you…like you want me to…

“What?” Emily just looks at me. “The heck?”

I quickly pick up my phone, she looks to me for an explanation. “You know I sometimes set my ringtone according to what mood I’m in.” I say defensively.

She just giggles and leans back in her seat.

I look at the caller,

                        Joe Jonas

“Eeeyyyy!” I squealed.

Emily and half the people around her looked at me, I couldn’t care less. “It’s him…” I whisper/mouths to Emily.

Her mouth forms a big O and then she smiles a knowing grin.

“Well, answer it!” she yells.

“Alright alright, calm down” I take a deep breath and answer before the phone finishes ringing.

“Hello?” why does my voice sound all high-pitched and girly?

“Hey Miles” Joe said from the other end.

My legs go numb and I feel gooesbumps, jeez, is this what a crush is like when you’re an adult?

“U-uhm, what’s up” I manage, pushing my hair behind my ears as if he could see me. I had this smile on I couldn’t control, plus the devilish look Emily was giving me wasn’t making matter any better.

“Nothing I just…called to see how you are, make sure you’re alright.”

Isn’t he the sweetest!?

“I’m fine, why wouldn’t I be?”

“Nothing, just making sure”

“That’s so sweet of you”

“I try my best” okay, sweet Joe was gone. Introducing cocky Joe.

I hear talking on the other end of the line, who was he with?

Emily must’ve seen the confused look on my face because she instantly mouthed, what’s up?

I hold up my hand to indicated she hold up.

“Hey wai-” I hear something like the phone being grabbed away.

“Miley? It’s Kevin” I hear from the other end.

“Hey Kevin!” I say enthusiastically. Omg I hope he wasn’t hearing how I was talking! That’ll be sooooo embarrassing! “What’s up? Is anything wrong?”

“Yes there-” I hear a tussle, then Joe’s voices say, “No! No problem here!-” More struggling. “Dude stop lying to her!” That was Kevin’s voice.

I hold the phone down from my ear and flash a smile at Emily.

“Men” we both say at once.

I fill her in on what was going on, we both giggle at the incomprehensible stupidity of the male species.

I lift the phone back up to my ear, “Joe? J-jo-…Joe, Joe, JOE!” I scream out, trying to get the two brothers to stop bickering. It worked, they both stop talking…along with everyone else around us.

Oh gosh, I cannot handle a rumor spreading around about me and Joe. I just cannot. I take out my brown glasses that I’d hooked between my (infinitesimal) breasts and put them on.

“Why don’t we meet for coffee?” I say with a smile.

"Ya sure," Joe answers. "That'd be great"

“You, me, and all your brothers” I finish.

Did I hear glass break?

“Hello?” I say, “Is everything all right?” Another thought hits me, “Is anyone else there?...apart from Kevin?”

“Uhm…” It was Joe, and I heard mimmbling in the background. “Yea?”

“Who?” was it a girl or boy? “Where are you?” what was that person doing their? “Can they hear me?”

“Uh-” he sounded unsure of himself. “Dani, Kevin’s place, and you’re on loud speaker” he finished off shyly.

Oh my God.

I click the phone off and drop it infront of my nearly finished smoothie.

“What? What!” Emily leaned forward towards me. “What happened?”

I told her.

“Oh man, that’s bad” Emily laughs really hard at me.

“What’re you laughing about?” I grin at her.

“Ah-oh” she says. “What’re you thinking?”

“Oh, I didn’t mention? Your meeting Nick, Joe and Kevin with me for coffee in 3 days”

“WHAT THE-”

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Yes I know, I know, I’M THE WORST! *Please don't kill me!*

I just went completely under the radar for over a month but I have a good reason!

School, exams, books…you know the drill.

I feel so horrible that I could shot myself(please let that not be an option)

Anyway I’m gonna start typing ahead so I can just have consistent uploads.

Also I feel like people aren’t really into fanfic and I heard a story that a girl who did a One Direction fanfic got published but the publishers changed all the names but the story’s basic concept was the same. Ya think if I change everyone’s name but have the basic story in place it’ll be better?

Lemme know.

Hit up the votes/comments.

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~It’s Ya Gal Vicky!