“I’m not telling him” Joe says forcefully, stressing each word with appropriate space between them. “No way, nada, nai, ni, nistel, no!” he folded his arm and had a menacing look on his face, “It’s was your idea Miley therefore it is your responsibility to tell him…I am not taking no for an answer”

Joe looked at the mirror with confidence and purpose, he was sure he could call Miley and tell her everything he’d just said without failing. He was alone in his house so he was wearing only his boxer proudly. He wasted a minute searching for his phone, till he located it in the bathroom, he had no idea how it got there but he preferred not to question it.

For the past few days he’d been having a nagging feeling that he’d forgotten something important, something life threatening that’d bite him in the butt in the near future.

Maybe I left the gas running? Joe thought.

“Never mind” he said out loud. He did what every normal person would do when they thought they’d forgotten something…he pushed it aside.

He dialed her number and wait for it to ring.

Riiing…riiiing…rii-

He cut the call.

“I can’t do this!” he wailed.

Joe was such a coward sometimes, this was just like the time he’d wanted to breakup with Taylor Swift. He shivered at the flash back. He tried to call her several times but cut the call each time before the second or third ring. Finally in a fit of frustration he typed out what he’d wanted to say to her but screwed up and hit send. A couple weeks later her Album ‘Speak Now’ came out with a song named ‘Mean’ written in his honor.

Joe had laugh at first at the thought that Taylor would do such a thing, it was so….so…words failed him. It just really wasn’t cool. He pushed the unwanted memory aside as well and began to type.

Hey Miley,

You mind being the one to call Nick and tell him to meet us at the café tomorrow?

I really don’t want to because I’m a scared jelly fish at heart.

Goodluck!

Joe.

He hit send and slumped back in his seat with a sigh. A great weight had lifted off his chest and Joe felt as if he could breathe again, breathe in fresh clean not-going-to-be-the-one-to-call-my-brother air.

“Well that’s taken care of” Joe said with glee. He tossed his phone aside and was sure it had disappeared in the vastness of his junk.

“Now to remember what it is I’m forgetting….”

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“I am not telling him” Miley say to her bathroom mirror confidently, her hands holding on tight to either sides of the sink. “I will not be the one, his your brother Joe Jonas, you tell him”

Miley was confident she could tell him that, sure of herself that she’d be able to say what was on her mind. How could Joe just dump her with a task like this out of the blues and with no fore warning?

She’d seen Joe’s text 15mins ago and respected his honesty but she soooooo wasn’t the one going to call Nick. She knew Joe was a coward at times but come one, Nick was Joe’s little brother…he should be able to handle him!

Miley knew she didn’t have anything to hide and wasn’t in the wrong, but she was terrified to call him, heck, she was still embarrassed after their ‘date’ when Nick’s girlfriend showed up making Miley feel like a boyfriend snatcher and overall worst person alive.

No, she wasn’t going to tell him, she’d suffered enough. She had to find a logical way out that would result with as little humiliation generated as humanly possible.

She picked up her phone from the bedside table, and dialed the only number she thought

she could.

Ring ring riiiiiing…

*Click!*

“Hey Miles!” Emily’s bubbly voice sounded enthusiastically through the receiver, if only she knew what I wanted her to do, Miley thought.

“Hey Em!” Miley tired to sound encouraging and happy and not at all like a scumbag  about to give her friend her dirty work to do.

“How’s it going?” Emily asks enthusiastically.

“I have a favor to ask…” Miley said.

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“Okay Miley, I know we’re really good friends, but I just can’t do this for you…understand?” Emily frowned. “Yes I know I know her, but I don’t really know her, it’s Mitch that introduced us just once. I’m sure even he hasn’t spoken to her in a long time.”

Emily frowned again at her reflection in the kitchen refrigerator mirror because she looked and sounded completely unconvincing.

Emily couldn’t believe that Miley had called her and asked her to call Olivia Culpo and tell her to tell Nick Jonas about the get-together tomorrow.

“He’s your ex boyfriend” Emily said to the mirror with her arms raised.

Emily didn’t know to either call Mitch to ask him to ask Olivia or to just call her himself. But the line of calls had already been too long and she felt calling Mitch would just further that line. Worst of all, now calling Olivia would ensure she’ll attend, so Emily listed Joe, Miley, Kevin, Dani, and she herself attending. With Nick the guest of honor and a possible Olivia tagging along, Emily was going to be the odd one out.

So she decided to invite Mitch for herself…but that meant 8 people showing up and nothing good could come of that. But an evil smile played on Emily’s lips as her mind concocted various scenarios playing out how tomorrow would end.

She picked up her phone and called both Mitch and Olivia. Calling as a group call would seem best in this situation and it’ll make everything seem like Emily was just randomly inviting her old friends.

“Uhm…hey guys, its Emily. I’m calling you all about a get together tomorrow” she tried to sound polite yet convincing enough to make her tone agreeable to the others.

“Sure Emily” Mitch said.

“Who is this?” Olivia sexy voice asked.

“Oh Gosh” Emily said. This is gonna be a long conversation.

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Author’s Note

Okay that’s finally over, though it was really funny to write.

Next chapter goes up really soon.

Saddest thing was that Olivia will probably tell Nick about the coffee stuff and Nick will most definitely freak out.

Plus don’t forget Nick’s revenge.

Muahahahaha

~Ya Gal Vicky <3