Richie, texting Eddie: Eds! Help I’m being kidnapped

Eddie: Where are you?

Richie: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Eddie: I’ll call Stan.

Stan, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Eddie: Where’s Richie? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Stan: Richie? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Stan:

Stan: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Stan: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Richie: WHO ARE YOU?!