Richie: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Eddie: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Bill: I’m just pi-picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a p-p*nis.

Richie: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE V*GINA HON HON HON T*TTY CROISSANTS

Eddie, laughing hysterically: T*TTY CROISSANTS

Stan: None of you should ever be having s*x.