(Rylie and Emma are Reddie's adopted daughters)

Rylie: so dad(eddie) was cleaning the coffee pot and it smelled awful!

Emma: it was really bad

Rylie: i had to hold my breath!

Richie: it smelled like butt

Richie's dad: *spits out drink*

Rylie: *dying of laughter*

Richie's mom: Richard Tozier!

Eddie: it was apple cider vinegar!

Richie: apple cider butt

(brought to us by my uncle XD i was both Rylie and Eddie(not counting the cleaning part) in this situation)