~Axel~18

~Axel's P.O.V

I knocked on the door three times but she never answered.

I had been waiting for this lunatic to get ready for a while now. I really did not have the time-

Her parents told me she would be ready so they gave me the directions to her room.

I was just keeping my end of the deal. Pick her up and take her to school but her lazy ass wasn't up yet.

But I'll admit.

I felt a little guilty for hitting her yesterday. Our fights had gotten so brutal; no wonder we almost got kicked out.

I was an asshole for punching her, well... punching a girl.

I should've let her go and dealt with Simon myself.

Is she even a girl to begin with, cause she literally did not beat me up like one.

Ah fuck this bullshit. I was not going to apologize for being right.

They'd been crossing the line since we first met. I mean seriously, I was minding my own business, giving her a swirly what'smacallit because I thought her hair was nice.

Alright, it had been twenty minutes, what could she possibly be doing in there?

I took a deep breath and opened her bedroom door.

But before I could breathe out, my breath hitched from the shocking things I saw in that room.

Sweaty clothes in multiple piles of grey, yellow and blue.....her walls were sorta clean but there were some splatters of pesto sauce...like how even-

Jesus, her room was a mess.

I had to leap over two piles of junk. My shoes sank into a sweaty pile and I swear, they screamed for help.

Frustrated I grunted.

"Chloe I've been waiting outside for thirty min-"

What I saw freaked me out more than the state of her bedroom.

....  

Chloe was on top of Simon.

But it wasn't the way I'd expected.

She was on her stomach...well she was on top of him diagonally.

I had to tilt my head far rock the left to understand.

One part of her body was hanging from her bed...and he was also on his stomach attempting to swallow the house.

Her face was towards me somehow...

It's hard to explain...was this wrong?

Yes.

On so many levels.

Was this uncomfortable?

For them maybe but for me just a little.

It was a lot to take in.

I walked up to them letting it sink in before shaking Chloe awake.

Well one eye opened and it closed.

"Hmm?"She asked drowsy still asleep.

I brushed my fingers through my hair irritated.

"Okay brat. Time to wake up!"I said raising my voice a little.

"Ten thousand hours, ten cheeeses more..."She mumbled in her sleep.

My heart melted at the adorable sight in front of me. It was time I destroyed this popsicle stand.

Simon decided to turn over resulting in Chloe landing on the floor in a thud and a yelp.

"Wha..What's going on?"She mumbled rubbing her eyes.

I crouched down and smirked.

"You died and now you're in hell."

Her eyes widened as she saw me and she attempted to cover herself but because the sheets were on the other side of the room that was impossible.

"What are you doing here?!"She demanded a little too loudly waking Simon up.

I rolled my eyes, "I came to pick you up your highness."

I stood up taking out a mint and gave it to here, "Here. Your breath smells terrible."I joked.

She gasped and took it roughly only to throw it back at me.

I laughed at her dumb attempt.

As if she could hurt me.

Confused she frowned crossing her arms.

But she quickly recovered, getting up. She hit Simon's back forcing him to wake up.

"Xanny. Axe body spray's here."

I always wondered why she called him Xanny and why she called me Axe body spray.

Maybe she had a crush on me I didn't know of.

He got up groggily and his eyes went bloodshot as soon as he saw me.

"What is he doing here?"He said his glare never leaving mine.

Chloe looked at me with a side eye and back at him and they started whisper- bickering till she shut him up.

"Fine."He said.

"Do you always have sleepovers?Or are you two a thing?"I asked breaking the silence.

It was honestly deafening with the way Toilet water always yapped.

"Ew...no.I came last night to cheer her up with some kimbap."Simon explained shuddering.

I saw the empty bowls by the nightstand.

"Whatever."I replied with the same amount of coldness as he did to me.

"Are we going today?"I asked irritated again.

Jeez, the girl hadn't bathed yet and we were going to be late because of her.

~later~

"Where'd you even get those clothes from?"I asked curiously as soon as Simon walked out to the driveway.

The sleepover clearly wasn't planned. Their parents were startled when they saw Simon come down the stairs earlier.

So, where'd he even get the outfit?

"Oh, they always have a closet for me in case I drop by."

I raised my eyebrows surprised.

A flippin' closet?

"This happens often?" What the fuck did they feed these two?

Absolute crack heads.

But a whole closet?

And Chloe somehow managed to come to school in nothing but a crop top and underwear that passed off as shorts.

Kinda hot though, I'mma admit it.

"Let's go then!"Chloe said as she approached the car.

She looked kinda hot in her jeans, leggings and sneakers.

I noticed how often she'd wear the white sneakers.

For some reason they'd never actually get dirty. Even in our countless mudfights.

She should have joined the hockey team. But if she did that the team wouldn't be able to concentrate.

And my team needed to concentrate.

We had playoffs at the end of the year and a hot girl on the team would be a distraction.

I shook the thoughts away.

"Why aren't the doors opening?"Chloe asked.

I rolled my eyes and pressed the button the doors raising

Her jaw dropped as if she were surprised, "You act as if you've never been in a porsche before."

She narrowed her eyes crossing her arms and hopping in but she hit her head in the process.

So she hadn't been in a porsche......

Wow...poor people.

~Chloe~

The clamoring of the girls and boys outside was deafening.

I forgot that Axe body spray was popular.

And that he was the captain of the hockey team.

Well...that was the disappointing part.

Everyday I would get death threats from one of his fangirls telling me that they'd gut me like a fish if I hurt his pretty face again.

So obviously they were frequent because we'd fight every other week.

I was forced to sit in the passenger seat in silence.

But it was comfortable in his bright orange porsche, oh man the smell of the leather was amazing.

The seat felt nice and warm underneath my butt, I resisted the urge to moan.

Simon was quiet the entire time burning holes through Axel's head as he drove.

It was quiet, only our breaths could be heard over the silence and it seemed Simon was heaving at Axe Body Spray out of rage... what'd he do to him?

But when he felt my stare through the review mirror, he slowly leaned into his seat and relaxed his shoulders; now looking out the window.

We hit speed bumps and one of them would have threw me off my seat if I weren't wearing a seatbelt.

Then that was when we heard it...a fart.

Chaos ensued.

Axel's eyes turned to glare at me as the smell emanated from one of us in the car.

The car came to a halt abruptly, me again almost being yeeted through the windshield.

He closed his and eyes and sighed angrily, "Get out."

That was a very calm approach, and I hated those

So I scrambled as quickly as I could to remove my seatbelt, which by the way was refusing to come off.

But as soon as I heard the click, I knew I'd be free.

Then there was the next obstacle.

I crossed my arms helpless.

"I don't know how to open the door."I mumbled, heat reaching to my cheeks.

He sighed irritated, "Do I have to do everything myself?"

I shrugged pleased with myself.

"Oh like you farted by yourself?"

I cackled knowing he'd heard me.

As soon as he got out a tsunami of girls capsized him.

The door closed and the screeches were muffled.

I hoped he was alive.

No I didn't, you did.

The door opened abruptly and I turned to look at him.

"Took ya long enough."

He forced a smile and yanked me out which caused me to yelp.

Jeez, my arm nearly popped out of its socket.

Luckily I didn't fall.

The squeels died down and turned into confused 'huhs?' and 'what's going on's.

Simon got out easily and we were off looking like the Cullens on the first day of school.

As we walked crowds parted and a really tall nerd did a double take before going about his way.

I get me and Simon walking side by side near Axel was weird but what was weirder was how many people stopped to stare at us as we walked into the building and down the hallway.

People were as bored with life as I was.

"Don't you all have something else to do?!"I yelled my patience leaving my system.

Honestly.

The silence turned to chatter and I just knew that they were talking about us.

I leaned against my locker lolipop in hand but before I could pop it into my mouth, Axel snatched it away from me and popped it into his own mouth.

Furious, I was about to strangle him but Simon coughed reminding me of why I shouldn't kill the son of a bitch.

Instead I looked up at Axel's stormy grey eyes and stepped on his foot.

His eyes watered but he still managed to smirk. He was infuriating!

"Get your own next time."I stated before turning to Simon who had been quiet the entire time.

"Isn't it amazing how long we've lasted without trying to kill this asshole?"He asked grinning widely.

My mood lifted and I didn't even have to touch my Xanny.

Speaking of which....

"Has anyone seen my pringles?"

Simon rolled his eyes, scanning through the hallway.

Then I heard a loud crunching sound and to my astonishment...it was none other than Axe Body Spray, casually munching on my snacks.

Furious I trusted to him and tried to snatch the container of my favorite food from him.

But, of course he wouldn't let me have it...

He was taller than me, but not so much as I was also a little tall.

He held the container up far from my reach; keeping a stoic expression on his stupidly pretty face.

"Admit who farted first."

I huffed and rolled my eyes...

"You." I said casually and smirked.

Looking  for a reaction from him, I was at a dead end.

His lips twitched upward into a smirk, smug written all over his face.

He clicked his tongue tauntingly..."Wrong answer."

My life flashes before my eyes as the container of state of the art chips was thrown into the trash bin beside him...

To make matters worse, it was a bin for glass only.

"Ah!"

"I'M COMING PUMPKIN!!"

Without thinking I dove in to save my baby, my body being swung over the edge of the bin.

"What tha fu-"

And I was gone.