'Oh!Baby iiiiii, love you. And I need you(oh)''

Why was she humming that song? Stupid shrink couldn't shut up the whole way here.

The ticking of the clock was gradual and annoying already; drilling into my skull like an electric hammer.

It was hot and in the middle of stark naked summer and we were sitting on an awkward couch like it wasn't bad enough that we tried to kill each other.

I placed the second pack of ice on my bruised eye as soon as the other one melted.

I crossed my arm against my chest and intensified my frown as Axel's arm brushed up against mine.

My nostrils flared and my breath hitched in my throat as my brain realized that the asshole was doing.

"Move twit."I said shoving him with my elbow.
I instantly regretted that as the next action from his came.

"You move slut." He said shoving me. I nearly fell of the couch but because of his fat ass against mine I was obviously locked.

Taking offence I kicked his leg never looking away from the woman who saw it fit to torture us with silence.

She lowered her glasses, clicked her pen and breathed out.

"I suppose you know why you're here."She announced with a machine voice her pinched facial expression never changing.

So much botox. Like so much plastic, I felt like a turtle on a californian beach.

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Yes."
We all agreed almost simultaneously.

She sighed and straightened her posture.

"You three have been involved in a lot of fights these past few years." Again with the past. Blah blah blah.

Simon groaned and answered, "Yeah, seeing our eyes and torn lips. I think it's a little obvious."

Simon probably got the worst of it.

He was missing his right premolar. He's lucky it doesn't show much otherwise it'd look ridiculously funny.

I had to bite my lip many times to stop it bleeding; asshole next to me punched me in the face damaging most parts of it.

"Simon I think it would be best if you wouldn't be so rude."

Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?nananamarry ...

Damn my freaky brain, the song rude had been playing in my head all day and because of this self proclaimed psychiatrist; it'll never go away.

The longest lasting ear worm I'd ever had.

Simon rolled his eyes and slouched slowly biting his lip and I could tell that he was in pain.

"The school has had more than enough of your shenanigans."

Blah blah blah blah.

She says this all the time.

It was getting boring. Stop barking up the same tree woman.

"And because of that, you're getting expelled."

"Hehehehe. For a second there I thought that you said..."

Wait....

What?!

My eyes widened and all of our jaws dropped to the floor.

"W..What?"I stuttered.

My heart skipped eight beats and I nearly fell off the couch when I stood up.

We were sitting way too close to each other and I bet Axe body spray pushed me.

"Sit down Chloe."She said sternly as if she had completely lost her patience.

I gulped not wanting any trouble and immediately sat back down but...

Here's the thing.

I sat on a person's lap.

I turned around and yelped seeing his furious face.

"Get the fuck off me!"He yelled.

He didn't have to tell me twice.

But right before I could get myself off, he pushed me off his lap and I fell face first hard.

"Ow!"I groaned getting up.

Simon was about to get up to hit him but Miss Travis stopped him with a hand.

The two boys bared their teeth at each other angrily before they turned back to the woman in front of us.

I decided to sit on the floor my legs crossed and hands on my lap.

The piece of shit rested his feet on my shoulders. I shook them off smacking them with my good hand.

"As I was saying"

"You are getting expelled. In our decades as a school we have never seen such behaviour carry on for so long.So it's mandatory that we get rid of you as soon as possible-"

"Uh..but mam-"

"I have already called your parents, they will be here soon."

"M'am, can't we work something out?"I asked desperately.

I didn't believe this. This was that entire spoiled brat's fault.

Axel.

She sighed and took off her glasses revealing her silvery eyes.

They're just like Axel's except his were filled with death and hate.

"There's nothing I can do. You'll just keep fighting to the death."

"M'am please pardon the ugly one she's blind and on steroids most of the time."Axel said earning a jab and a smack on his knee.

The funny thing about knees is that if you hit them in the socket the leg jerks.

This earned me a painful kick in my back.

I whined in pain and decided it was time for me to shut up and listen.

"This is exactly what I was talking about Miss."He continued.

And I just knew that he was gesturing to me as the problem.

He had a big mouth for somebody that just got his ass kicked.

He'd be eating dirt later.

I was counting on it.

"And this is why I think it's best for you three to be separated and spread to different parts of the world."

I wondered what it would be like living in Egypt. Being served grapes at every corner and fanned by mummies.

It must be ecstasy.

I shook my head in hopes the mist around my brain would clear up.

My stupid brain, always in the wrong continent.

Egypt was a continent right?

"But, we can't do that. We'll be kind I promise." I tried.

But if she knew us very well she would know that it would be catastrophic to keep us close together.

"But there is a way."She said placing her pen and pad on the coffee table.

Our eyes gleamed with hope of us being able to stay in the school.

Please tell me she meant it.

"You'll have to be together the entire time. And be friends and do everything together."

"I-", Simon was about to object but she stopped him.

"Take it an experiment. If you don't become best friends you'll be out of this school."

But I was approaching my senior year. It's embarrassing to be friends with your enemy. Everybody knew that we hated each other's guts.

It was social suicide and being close to your enemy made it easier for him to kill you.

I'm too young to die bitch.

Simon and I planned to ambush him after school to finish off the fight.

Shit.

Now I felt like an asshole.

"Hey, I'm on your side here. If the rest of the school sees that you're friends then the principal will keep you in."

So she was basically saying that we should trick the school?

"The students have been complaining for a while now about your fights. Some signed a petition to get you out."

I was taken aback by this information and clutched my chest dramatically.

They really hated us that much?

I thought that people loved fights. Come on, they cheered us on so much today. It felt like MMA.

Simon scoffed and said, "If you call cheering during our fights and sharing popcorn complaining then sure."

I chuckled at that and agreed with him. That's my best friend.

"But if you do this one thing make it seem real then you're in the clear."

I began considering my options rubbing the back of my neck nervously and looking down.

Would I rather continuously kick Axe body spray's ass or be his 'fake' friend?

Aaahh this was so difficult.

This was harder than Life.

"So?"She asked simply.

I massaged my temples in attempt to keep in my fleeing brain cells.

They were literally flying out of my brain.

I looked back at Xanny and saw that he too was losing brain cells. And I really wanted to go home so freakin baaaaaddddd.

"Fine! Fine, fine!" I said wasting no time.

She feigned a smile and proceeded.

"Take in mind that at some point you and Axel will have to date."

I cringed and scrunched up my nose.

"Please tell me that you're talking about Simon."

She shook her head and pointed at me and Axel. My stomach churned and I felt like dying.

"sooo good luck annddd here are some brochures for your activities...."She said standing up and handing us thick,  narrow mini booklets...

"Wait! What?"

"You'll be participating in some activities together as well. Some 'team building'"

Wow, dis bitch.

"None of you can cheat. Me and the student council will be watching you."she said through her glasses, lowering them slightly s I could see her hazel eyes.

They were stunning.....well if she wanted them to be at least.

I breathed out and stood up.

Without looking at Axel's stupid face I followed Simon out.

Friends with my enemy.

Great...

Now all I needed was a noose, a chair and a very high ceiling because I was a fucking giant.