"Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!" The crowd gathered around us chanted loudly.

I enjoyed the attention but it was short lived because of the angry fist that was hurtling towards my face.

.....

Well...I guess I should explain myself and further explain how I got into this mess in the first place.

~1 hour earlier~

Ya know, me and my bed had a very serious relationship but the only problem was that my alarm clock just kept breaking us up.

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I sprayed some deodorant under my pits and flinched at the tingly burning feeling it left.

Me and my over sensitive armpits.

I sniffed one and before my nose could even get close to the armpit, I knew..."shit i put too much."

I was born to suffer was I not?Like legit no cap there was not a day I'd gone without having bad luck.

I checked the time on my alarm clock and panicked as I saw the time. I was late once again.

Shit!

I was still trying to fit into my pants, hopping and hoping that I hadn't grown fat in the past month...year
but being a fat ass eating pringles and burgers every hour of course I had.

We were finally going back to school after quarantine was over.

Somebody finally found the cure to the legendary corona-virus. Yaay. (Note the sarcasm)

Well we spent the whole of 2020 in our homes, trying to cope with e-learning and the distractions the unlimited WiFi brought.

The funny thing was, Simon and I never got the virus.

We shake each other's hands but spit on them before that even happened and we made a lot of promises. I thought we were sure to die and of course we made a suicide pact during online mid terms.

I remembered one time when we both had the flu and our parents brought us together, locked us in a heavily ventilated room.

We were a hot, virus filled mess  high on pain medication, I was surprised we never got Covid.

But it didn't matter because we were the best of friends.

Simon thought he was going to die and I too thought the same.

So we made another pact that we were going to die together, so traditionally, when making a pact we spit on our hands and shake each others.

We called it a spit oath.

We got way worse after that.

You'd think that we learnt our lesson, but we being potato heads kept doing that any way.

So now, Simon was coming any minute to pick me up and we'd go to school together.

Finally going back to physical school and see some horny teenagers once again.

The real ones.

Not the ones who looked like they hadn't showered since quarantine started on Zoom.

So either way it was back to school.

Unfortunately this was not planned.

The president issued a mandate that all students return to school today and me being an unorganized mess, had piles and piles of dirty clothes laying around in my room.

My body absorbed so much sanitizer, soap and disinfectant that now when I poop or pee, it cleans the toilet.

I know.

I'm going to be late!

As soon as I wore my pants, I felt relieved. I felt success that I could fit in them as I had nothing else to wear.

"Ha! Take that universe!"I said happily feeling like a badass.

But no, the universe was not ready to let go of me yet.

I bent down to wear my shoes and they ripped immediately. I held in an unholy screech as it happened.

"Why do I have such a big ass?"I asked myself seriously, hands feeling the large tear. I wanted to cry.

And my boobs too were much larger.

Gosh.

Puberty.

I got hit by the puberty truck didn't I? I guess I was a late bloomer as I'd well turned 17 only now and my boobs decided to be massive.

So now I don't have any pants to wear. Great, just my luck.

I leaped over a pile of clothes and nearly fell over forwards, but I balanced myself.

I opened my closet for the millionth time today and found the most ridiculous piece of cloth I had ever seen.

There it was, single,lonely on an awkward metal hanger.

I looked up at my dirty ceiling in hopes of finding God somewhere up there.

"Lord, why do I have to suffer?"I asked.

But silence replied me.

Irritated, I ripped the short shorts from the hanger and glared at them one last time before forcing myself into them.

'the behind

Thank God we didn't have a uniform.

~downstairs~

"I literally have nothing to wear!"I yelled at my dad who was reprimanding me for wearing the short shorts.

"You'd better come back here missy!Or I swear to Go-"

"Dad!I've seen worse" I reprimanded the middle aged man, who's lip twitched into a half smile but quickly flattered into a much more serious one.

I rolled my eyes turning to the door ignoring his scowl.

Sure, the short shorts showed off my butt but I had nothing else to wear.

But, I didn't mind how great I looked.

I guess all those pizzas and large ass burgers went straight to my ass.

And I wasn't even complaining.

I half was.

Simon hooted his car signalling for me to run away from this mess and go to another mess.

I ran out of there as quickly as I could holding my now ginormous jugs, man I was out of shape.

"Well bye!"My dad yelled from behind me.

I scanned the driveway and road to see that no one had seen me grabbing onto my bossom or my butt...

Relieved I ran to the 2010 audi and hopped in and put on my seat belt determined to leave this place as soon as I could muster.

"Well hello?"Simon said from beside me, holding a can of pringles.

My favorite.

I stretched my arm to quickly grab them but he quickly smacked it and put them away in that second.

Damn his cat like reflexes.

He flashed me a lopsided grin, kinda creepy actually, "I see that you want detention today?"

I rolled my eyes annoyed and crossed my arms against my chest.

"I had nothing else to wear."I grumbled.

He shrugged and accepted my dumb state relaxing in his seat a bit.

He was daydreaming again.

"Well let's go!"I said irritated again.

He shuffled for the keys, annoyedly I yelled at him, "In the ignition you idiot!!"

"Okay!"

Realization stuck him and he pulled out of the drive way.

~later at school~

"Did you poop today?" I asked casually chewing the last of the pringles.

He stopped chewing for a second to look at me straight. 

"What?"

"You heard me. "I answered eyeing him back, but he never bothered to answer me.

We sat on the hood of the car and ate some Pringles, well another can as the first didn't last but oh bother my stomach was a bottomless pit.

Simon sat on the hood and I stood next to him leaning against it.

Remember my butt was not fully protected? And it was like 30 degrees and strangely humid this morning.

Not to mention the cars pulling up in the parking lot.

I gawked at the students as they walked past us, some holding hands and sticking their tongues down each other's throats.

Awww, so cute I could slit their throats.

"Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?"He asked me catching me off guard.

I laughed out loud at the question. Holding my painful belly.

"Really?"I asked still laughing.

"Yes, I'm serious."He nodded laughing with me.

I looked down at my boobs then my fingers considering the question.

"I like my boobs, so I'd rather have the fingers."

He laughed so hard he slipped off the bonnet and landed hard on the ground.

He groaned but continued laughing.

I laughed harder at his situation.

"Are you okay?"I asked lacking remorse.

"Yeah, help me up you jerk."He said.

I stretched out my hand and bent a little to pull him up.

He was finally on his feet and pat down his pants.

"We need to get going."He said still grinning widely.

I was dreading this moment, where I had to walk to the building.

Our school parking lot was not normal.

There was an entire section of geeks, then the goth kids.Then the school council, then the big three.The super rich kids the ones that literally throw money in your face.Followed by the cheerleaders and the leader who was the pink, snobbish, fakest bitch of all time.

Then the jocks; the testosterone filled, egocentric, muscular polar bears of the school.

I shuddered at the thought of having to walk past them.

"Xanny please no."I begged pulling off my best puppy dog eyes.

He mirrored me and said, "Well...how else will we get to class in the first place?"

I huffed, took a deep breath and accepted defeat.

We walked side by side ready for battle, our armor was up and my pride was my best defense.

We walked past the geeks and the goths easily without too much attention drawn to us.

But then the rich kids started clamoring, "Nice ass Chloe !How much you want me to pay for that?" They looked at me the same way  I look at chocolate.

I felt heat rising to my cheeks in anger and bet I put the inside of a watermelon to shame.

"Go buy yourself a prostitute Chad!" Simon yelled back at him to which I was grateful. That's my boy.

I noticed the rising anger in him.

Woo, when Simon's mad he'll kill you.

He'd been involved in many fights in the past and in many cases I'd help him. Oh man before quarantine we were the talk of the district. Those were the days.

The school council members were all conversing and stopped to glare at me, some whistled lowly. Man, I was going to have to get my toothbrush ready for later.  I was sure that they were going to make me scrub the toilets.

Then the cheerleaders started to gossip and giggle and my anger started to build up.

"Emily shut up!"I yelled at the black haired bitch who I overheard calling me a slut.

It's just shorts people.

We continued past them and hell arrived.

My ass was going to have to be strong today.

A/N please don't forget to comment and vote!!