Me: In the Hawkeye fandom, coffee has NO negative consequences.

My sister: Sure...

Me: YEAH! CAW CAW CAW MOTHERFLIPPER

Me: *chugs two cups of coffee*

Me: *ends up feeling bad almost immediately*

Me:

Dedicated to Silmarilz1701 for converting me to the "Church of Hawk" 😂😂😂😂😂