Look, I'm actually NOT sorry if you're angry at me for wanting to leave. That's your problem. Here's why I'm leaving:

Asinine narcissists that think they deserve for me to waste my precious time reading their books.

Putrid, disgusting books show up on my feed all the time.

Really, really annoying people.

Idiots who only go around WattPad PMing people in search of reads and not even having the decency to give them a follow or even read any of their stuff.

Ludicrously short, badly-written replies to role plays.

Faux personalities displayed by many people on their accounts.

Ordinary, if not extremely mediocre writing.

Occasionally, messages of anon hate from immature people just because they don't agree with what I say.

Losers who think other people on the site are supposed to do everything with them.

Stupidly executed novels that seemed brilliant based on their premises but fell short.

Now, my final point lies in the first letter of every point on my list.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!