Me: *is having an interesting convo through texting with a friend who happens to be a guy*

Me: *can't help but smile because he's funny*

Me: *definitely doesn't have a crush on him*

Mom: Who are you texting?

Me: *says the guy's name*

Mom: *gives me a look that lets me know that she thinks I like him like him*

Me: *doesn't like him like that at all*