I was tagged by tarsrife !

1.If you had to become one of the flooding objects for a day, which one would you be and why (Toaster-oven, pillow, spoon, rocking-chair, or carpet)?

I would be a toaster-oven, so I won't be drooled on, stuck into someone's mouth, sat on, or stepped on. I would be safe on the counter all day.

2. What is your favorite flavor of jelly-bean?

Dr. Pepper Jelly-Belly beans.

3. Would you rather be a pet squid or jelly-fish?

I'd rather be a squid. I wouldn't have any bones either way, but at least I'd have a brain if I were a squid!

4. Elf or dwarf?

Elf!

5. If you were given the chance to win one million dollars or have the same amount given to a charity, which would you choose, and why?

I would choose to just have the one million dollars so I could give it to my mom. She does a lot for us, and she hates having to have any contact with my dad (who pays a feeble mandatory get-out-of-parenting check to her) and so she can stay home to homeschool my little brothers.

6. If you were to ever make a random tag like this, what would your first three questions be?

1.) If you were given a guaranteed way to change only one thing about the world, what would you change? 2.) Do you think PopTarts are ravioli? 3.) Do you think V.F.D. stands for?

Whoever sees this tag must participate quietly and without any objections.