Mom: I'm probably going to send your sister and your brother to public school since they won't do what they're supposed to at home. And, as you already know, your second-youngest brother will be starting kindergarten.

Me: That's what I'm talking about! You have to do something to set them straight!

Mom: I also might be sending your youngest brother to daycare.

Me: No!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱 DAYCARE WILL CRUSH HIS HEART AND SOUL!!!! I'll be having my gap year so I can babysit him! You don't have to send him to daycare!!