I crave physical intimacy but can barely hug my friends.

I want to be single for as long as possible but I also want to be in a relationship. 

I don't really like seeing couples in real life but I squeal with happiness when I see artwork of my ships.

I either think, "Screw it, I'm gorgeous," or I'm thinking, "Eww I'm so ugly."

I either see myself as a queen or a piece of trash.

I don't want to be fat but I want to eat everything I want to eat.

I have high ambitions and big dreams but can be really demotivated.

'Tis I, A Walking Self-Contradiction.