I hate how in romancey movies the girl's all like, "My favorite book is Romeo and Juliet!" and then swoons over it.

First of all, it's a play. 

And.

Like.

Have you.

Have you actually read it?

Do you KNOW what happens in the end?

I haven't even read it and I know what happens in the end!

Comparing your love life to Romeo and Juliet is like comparing your family life to Hamlet.