Hello, everyone!

How are you doing?

I, I'll just pretend that the last 4 days didn't exist, cause they were too shitty, welp.

Oh, and I've just realized I haven't updated my crackbook in forever XD Sorry, guys. Coming soon

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Now, getting down to the business (to defeat the huns) — I've been tagged by starrisonqueer in a Roast Your Fanfiction Challenge

Beautiful challenge.

Perfect for people that love roasting themselves, e.g. me lmao

I'm gonna throw a bucket full of hate on my Nineteen Sixty-Four fanfiction

Let's start!

1. Just look at it. It's a shameless Orwell's rip-off 'cause Anaria was too lazy to sit down and think about some plot on her own. *Smh*

2.

OH YEAH WHAT'S BETTER THEN A SPOILER IN THE... FIRST PARAGRAPH???

2.

It would be actually much more interesting if George started as a naive Party's believer and was slowly losing his devotion to Big Brother- but yes, too lazy to write it

3.

My everyday life in a nutshell

4.

Actually, you were running away from the government's eyesight for pretty long

You idiot

Also, I seem to have problems with deciding when to write dialogues with an accent and when not

5.

Basically Your Typical Starrison scenario:

1) Be George Harrison
2) See Richard Starkey for the first time
3) Become gay in a blink of an eye
4) Congrats!

6.

Why are those dialogues so unnatural? WhY is evERYthing so unNATUral?!?! ANARIA FFS

7.

The Party is watching you everywhere- just not when the plot needs an absolute privacy for our heroes, yeah?

8.

Using your friends only because you need their house #Lovely

9.

Because every fanfic needs a cliché lyrics-insert
Bonus points for Beatles' lyrics in a Beatles' fic
Bonus points when it's totally out of context

10.

THIS SCENE IS A LITERAL RIP-OFF FROM 1984 AND IT DOESN'T EVEN PRETEND IT ISN'T

11.

When the fanfic needs a sex scene but you can't into smut :"")

12.

I was just too lazy to describe it all, so wrote everything in two sentences

THIS WHOLE FANFICTION IS SO LAZY OMG.

13.

George
Is
A
Fucking
Idiot
I carnt.

There's a lot more to roast but these are the only chapters I posted so far, welp

But seriously, I like it. After all, I put a little efort in this fanfiction and I was very hyped to write it after falling in love with the George Orwell's book

But it was nice to roast it, wasn't it?

Aand I'll tag: MusicCarsRingoStarrs and flower-king-of-flies, have fun! c':

*Disappears*