Y/n: Stay away from me you pervert.

Marine: *speak in Japanese* Don't worry I'm will not rape you~

Y/n stepped back little by little away from Marine as his pervert sensed tingling when meeting Marine.

"I don't understand what she says, but I'm sure she really wants my d*ck right now."

Y/n: Go away, pirate.

Aki: *Japanese* Don't be like that Marine, you scare him off.

Aqua: *Japanese* Indeed, how about you sit somewhere far from him?

Marine: *Japanese* Like I want to! I have waited for so long for this moment!

Miko: *Japanese* Look at his face, he is scared.

No, he was not scared at all, he was confused because he listened to a conversation that he didn't understand at all.

Subaru: *Japanese* Such a super pervert.

Marine: *Japanese* Seriously?

Shion: *Japanese* No no no, she got a point right there. You are a massive pervert. That was a fact right there.

Matsuri: *Japanese* *sigh* When will you change Marine? You can't stay a pervert all the time.

Marine: *Japanese* I was born for that. Plus my fans like it~

(Another place)

J-Chad: *panting* Slow down a little!

Calli: We just entered the first floor, only 3 floors left so we can find him according to your information!

J-Chad: *panting* Just go without me! I'm too tired. . .

J-Chad leaned her body against a wall as she slid down to the floor, but a hand grabbed her by the hand and forcefully dragged her to stand up.

Calli: My streamer says they need you to meet Y/n with me.

J-Chad: B-but I already met him!

Calli: That what the liar says, I don't want you to be left out because of your weak body. Let's go!!

Calli then uses her grim power to enhance her speed for a while until they arrive at the place where Y/n is right now. Then she climbs the stairs at full speed as Blue HamHam accidentally slides from J-Chad grasp as they fall to the floor.

Glasses Ham: Brûh, €ë mūߣ gœ!

They then jump to climb the stairs but can't because their jump is not high enough to pass the stairs. A weird Ham steps out and begins to talk nonsense.

Weird Ham:

W̵̡̛̩̳̥͚̞̮̮̠̺̔͂̒̔͑̓̂̄̄̾̋̊̉͘ͅh̵̛̛̘͉͍̖͈̣̜̄̾͒̊̈́́̈́̀͐̆̚͠e̶̖̬̙̯̅̇̇̏̀̊͝n̵̢̟̞̖̓̒̈́͑̐͒͊̓͊̅̅̒̌͘͝ ̶̺͕͂͘Ỉ̷̡̬̫̗͉̲̬̼̻͚̟̳̭̓̍̆͊́̊͘͘͜'̵̳̠̬͈̜͔̍m̶̤̻̩̠͎̳̺̬̑͂̑͗̊͊̽̚ ̴̡̧̺̼̞̳̿̐̽͑̓́͛́͗̌̚w̷̡̥̟͈̋͐͛̂͐̂̄̑͘͘̚͝͝ǎ̶̧̡̤̦͕̘̳͚̿͛̌̆̿͋̓̇͜͝l̵̨̛͍̭̱̘̰̟͙̺̈́̇́̋̀̌̈̈́͑͜͝͝ͅͅͅk̶̹̠̲̲͊̆͗̌̚͝͝͠͝i̶̧̧̱̮̗͔̱̲̥̬̗̒̈́̃̍̌̓͂̒̉͠ń̸̢̨̮͕̖̤̣̫̞̘̰̹̫́̈̔̊̅͆̒̀͌͛̋͠ͅģ̵̟̼̖͂̾,̴̞̆͊̈́͆̃̇ ̸̱̩̹͈́̈́͐̓ͅĮ̷̪̣͖̬̘̟͋̌̾̂̕͘ͅ ̷̡̮͇̣̂̐̆͌͊̎͐͗̏̈́̀̚͠g̵̨̧͖͙̝̝͉̙̜̱̋́͋̋̒̈́̑̍͆͜ͅo̴̩̭͕̺͉̦̲̪̣͇͓̬̺͒̋̇̽̉̓̑̽͠ ̵̬̪̟͙͉͋̈̍͆̔̍̌̆͊͂͠ş̴͕͖̫͎͇̣͗̎͑̅̐̋̆̀̃͊͠ṯ̸͍̞̲̟̒̆͂́͐r̴͙͍̄̊͌̿͆̍͂͆̓̾͝ą̷͈͔̼̥̄̀̌̀͂͗͠i̸̡̢̢̳̠̹̪͈̫͕̫̮͈̳̅̿̄̊̀̓͗̄̾̀͆̇͜͝g̷̢͔̮͍̦͚̮̟̮͚̞̳͔͊̎̉̋̋̈́̋͒͒̔͛͋ḧ̸̛̩̯̼̮̭̜͕́̏̅̆́͘͠ͅt̵̜̣͉̫̜̫̥̀̑̒͜,̸̮͇̳̗̗͍̍̇͋͒̿́͑̓͋̄̚ͅ ̶̯͇̤̼̯̱̯͈͔͐̐̒̎͋͐͗͛̅̔͒̕͜͜͝ẘ̵̲̘̺̺͗̽̔̽̚͝h̸̛͕̲̫̠̯̬͓̪̳̤̽̊̌͛͛̄e̴̡̗͓̓͐͒̏̇̑̈͆̊͠n̸̢̗̮̤̫̤̻̳̥͆̀́͐̑̓͠ ̸̨̢̙͓̣͚͓̩̝͇̝̭̳̒̔̒̂̎̽́̏̒̐͛͋͛̆͛ͅi̴̧͈͚̩̘̘̲̗̙̇̒̂̒̎̈́̑̂͑̚͜m̵̧̙̲̮̠̝̥̭̖̝͑̿̔͒̆̕͜͝ ̴͖̩̤̣̭̳͉͓̈́̾̓̌̎̀̌̊̽́̓̊͜͝ț̸͉͔͌̈̆̈́̕͘ų̸̧̡̡̡̱̳̰̤̮̱̥̙̠̃̂͜͝ŗ̶̳̼͆̾̓̎̊͐̍̽̇͊̕̚̚n̸̹̼̩͉̟̰̘͖͎̦̺͙͒̊͐́̀́̊̔̈́͝͝ͅ,̸̻̯̪̰͙̉̂́̅̈́͊͗̈́̂͛̋̏̕͝ ̶̲̔͂̀̎͝͠m̵̩̜̤̪̄̐́̈̐̊̑̀̀͒̀͘͝ͅy̵̞̙̜̦̦͍̰̗̮̦̞͈̮̑̀͗͘ ̵̢̱̝͖̖̞̺͙̺̮͔̟̝͈̰̀̀̒͊̏ḅ̷̗͂͊̅͐́͗̕͠ơ̸̢̡̡̻͍͖̎̅̐͐̌͗͊̎͂͠ḓ̷̡͔̖̀̇͂̍̓̒͆͝y̸̮̣̦̪̬̤̅̎̌̈̆̃́̔͘ ̷̢̛͉̼͓̪̝͔̮͕͉̼͝ẗ̵̲́̐̏͠û̴̝̝̂̍͂́͂̉̾̉͛̽͒̽͠r̶̨̯͇̪̤̗̥̠̯̓̀̌ñ̸͎̮͚̀̒͌͛̓̀̓̄̈́̿̈́͠s̷̗̠͌̏̇̍̓͐̓̑̕,̶̨͔͓̟̤͕̟̤͝ͅ ̸͖̯͔̠̦̼̰̦͓͖̙̺̔͑͋̂̉̀̆͂̓͊̕͝͝͝w̷̡̛̟̮̭̻͒̉͊́̾h̴͔̞̦̹̮̼̳̼͎̚è̷̹͉͍̳̤̫͇̈́͂͂́̔͗̈́̐͗̀͘̚͠͠n̴̻͕̯̬̍́ ̵̡̡̹̼̹̹̖̙̬̎̑̂̔͗̓̓̿̓͋̄̕͘͝į̷̨̜͈̪͎̫̥̤̩̤̣̃m̸̰̈̊͑͜ ̶̣͖̜̞̟̹̻̟̓̚j̸̡̢̬̲̲̦̥̠͔̯̳̭͙̋̐͠u̵̙͋̾̄͑͗̌͂̃̊́̎̒m̸̧̰̼̹̙̝̲͕̫̯̻͎̬̉̋̉̏͛͜͝ͅp̴̛̰̮̂͊̒̂̂͂̓̈͛,̵̨̙̫̾̒͒̀̈̊͘ ̵̢̨̗̯̩͓̮̯̓͐̋͛͆̆́̋̂̔̉̕͝ͅĮ̴̢̝̣̤͚͍́̍'̸̕͜ḿ̵̧̲̻̩̱̪̟̣͎͚̠̫̃̈͑́̍̈́͜͝͝ͅ ̷͓̫̩̖̩̗͙̲͍͙͈̟̲̿̽͝͠ͅF̷̢̗̻̥͇̥̮͉̥̤̻̗̗͙̔̅̿̌̃̐̃̈͠ͅL̵͕̥͇̹̩̦̜̄́̈́̕͜͝ͅͅY̴̩͍̫̘̱̤̥͈͓̹̼̦̝̱͆̎̍̆!̴̢̨̨̧̨̩̳͋́̀́͑̾͑́̃̀̌̑͆͜͠!̶̧̧̡͕̻̼̞͕̗͈͉͎̭̠̗̉͗̍͊̓̒̽̇̾͛͊̈́̈́͠!̵̨̧̡̧̤͎̝̠͕̻̺̓

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. . .nothing happened at all, they then sigh as they use one method Y/n once told them last time.

(Flashback)

Y/n: Remember, when you guys are facing a threat, working together is the best way to face them but remember, run if you can't do it. Me? I'm a solo type of person. Why? I know what I'm doing in the first place. Like this. *show Blue HamHam he trickshot some fly hacker as the hacker fall into a car and explode killing several players around it* I prefer being solo if you have not experienced it yet.

(Flashback end)

They then begin to form a group and make a plan. What plan are they making? I don't know what these blue hamsters are talking about. So we will see the result later.

(At Holo rooms)

Choco: *Japanese* * stares at Y/n* Now I know why Marine crazy for him.

Shion: *Japanese * Choco not you too!

Aki: * sigh in disbelief *

Ayame: *Hmm. . . I always see humans below me, but him. . . he is exceptional. Should I speak to him? Or should I ask a Marine for advice?"

Fubuki: * Panic * Ah. . . Ah. . . ah ah. . . ah. . . ah ah

Rushia: * Stare at Fubuki that is panicking* Buluh(bruh).

Roboco: " Why did he suddenly visit Hololive?! Isn't he busy with Exams?! Wait until a few days ago, maybe Yagoo invite him?"

Aqua: * Japanese * Now, what should we do?

Matsuri: * Japanese * Do what?

Aqua: *point at Y/n*

There Y/n sits on the sofa while staring at them with a confused smile.

"Hmmm. . . I can read Japanese, maybe I can use my experience to speak Japanese! Maybe greet them?"

He coughs to gain their attention as he greets them in Japanese.

Y/n: Anata wa Nani o mite iru to omoimasu ka? (What do you think you looking at?) "I'm a clever boy. I greet them in Japanese!"

The Holo girl stare at Y/n for a while, then they turn their head to each other to discuss about him

Shion: * Japanese * He seems mad! What should we do?

Miko: * Japanese * How about introducing ourselves? He doesn't know any of us yet.

Aqua: * Japanese * Brilliant idea!

Rushia: * Japanese * Let's go then.

They then approached with smiles and began to introduce themselves.

(Timeskip) [I'm too lazy with this introduction thing]

After they introduce themselves, they wait for Y/n to introduce himself to them even though they already know who is him.

"I see, they introduced themselves to me, maybe I should introduce myself too?"

He stood up and spoke Japanese to them.

Y/n: Watashinonamaeha N/y desu, anata no on'nanoko ga watashi ni hanashitai no wa sore dakedesu ka? Rōraifu. ( My name is N/y, is that all you girls want to talk to me? Lowlife.) "Nails it! But what word do I say at last? It's too short."

What he wants to say is 'My name is Y/n, it is nice to meet your girl. Please treat me nicely.'

Marine: "Step on me already Y/n."

Choco: "I already know why he has so many fans, it's so cool! I want him! I wonder what kind of harsh thing he will do to me?!"

Fubuki: *panic* " S-so harsh! A-and cool!"

Ayame: "He is truly a human I will treat as my lover!"

While they're busy fantasizing about Y/n harsh words, others already know why he speaks like that.

Other: "He can't speak Japanese."

Coco then makes a move and speaks English with him so he will not speak random Japanese.

Coco: Do you not speak Japanese perfectly? Or do you don't understand what you are saying?

Y/n: "Finally, someone that can translate what I say, it hurts my brain if I think of more Japanese words." Both.

Coco: *look at other* What did he say?

Aki: * Japanese * *blush* I don't know if he is a pervert, anyway he says 'boobs'.

Coco: *blush* " Are my boobs too big? Wait, does he prefer a chessboard?" W-well that is not the answer.

Y/n: What? That is the answer. Both.

Coco: * Heavily blush * That is not a real answer.

Y/n: What real is. . . Family.

(Cut!)

Y/n: That is my real answer, both. What do you expect?

Coco: I know you really want me to touch it. *blush* But we can't do it here.

Y/n: What again?

Coco: *Blush* Don't worry, I-i. . . I will take responsibility.

Y/n: Responsibility for what? " Damn I feel she is horny.)

Coco: *Madly blush* My virginity.

Y/n: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Stop right there! Since when will I take your-

A door flew in front of Y/n as it hit a wall beside him. They then slowly look at the source to see Calli holding a camera and. . . Is that J-Chad? She just likes to die because of the choking of air.

Calli: Finally found you Y/n!

The chats in Calli stream began to go crazy as they were seeing their God(Y/n) and Idol(Coco). The donation keeps rising as they won't Calli do various things to Y/n. And it is a challenge that Calli must accept. Luckily she doesn't see what the viewer challenges her right now.

Y/n: Uhhh. . . hello there? *notice J-Chad* You on there J-Chad? "I wonder what Ham is doing right now."

(Another place)

We can see them riding a cat to find their owner, Y/n. The hyper one holding a small fish rod in the cat head as they use a fish to make the cats move for it.

(Back to them)

"Probably fine."

Calli: *go to Y/n and shake his hand.* It is very nice to meet you Y/n! I'm one of your biggest fans!

Y/n: O-ok then.

Calli: *hand him a pen* Can you give me your sign!

Y/n: Sure. Where?

Calli: Here! *point at her scythe* This one.

Y/n then signs where she points at. After finishing signing it Calli stared at her scythe with awe.

Calli: * I will keep it in my room, it's super rare to get Y/n autograph."

J-Chad slowly stands up and stretches a little as a bone-cracking can be heard.

J-Chad: Ahhh~ That's the spot.

Y/n: You ok there?

J-Chad: Yup, thanks for asking. Y/n, meet Mori Calliope, the girl I need to watch. And I'm her manager. *she grabs Calli and wrapped her arm around her neck* We are best friends. Now smile Calli.

She grabs her glasses as she forms a smile on her face while Calli forms a confused smile.

J-Chad: Pretty right?

Y/n: Yeah.

She then notices Coco besides Y/n.

J-Chad: Oh hi Coco, how was your day?

Coco:. . .

J-Chad: You ok Coco?

Coco: Y/n want boobs.

J-Chad:. . . I don't know if he is a pervert. But it's not like I hate it.

Y/n: It's a big misunderstanding. You got it wrong, I say Both. Not boobs.

J-Chad: Is he saying both or boobs?

Marine: *Japanese* Boobs.

Matsuri: *Japanese* I don't want to say it but yes he says it.

Aki: *Japanese* I'm big right?

Shion: *Japanese* Not now Aki.

Aki: Hehehe~

Marine then approaches Y/n as she hugs his arm between her boobs.

Marine: *Japanese* I don't mind you grope mine~

Y/n see this as he confirms this girl is a speaking pervert things as he then thinking what Japanese word he should use this time.

Y/n: "I will warn her to not be horny." *Japanese* Don'na taipu? Yasashīdesu ka, araidesu ka? Watashi wa anata no tame ni rafu ga sukidesu. (What type? Gentle or rough? I prefer rough for you.) "I hope what I want to say is right word."

What Does he want to say if you are wondering? Well. . . ' What are you? Horny, or slut? Don't act like this in front of people.'

With that Japanese word he said to the Marine, she madly blushed while heavily breathing and staring at Y/n with heart in her eye. While others just blush and don't know what to do except people that already know he can't speak Japanese perfectly.

J-Chad: Whoa there Y/n, stop. *Grab him and pull him away from the Marine.* You don't need to speak Japanese if you don't know. They can speak English too. But not excellent like others.

Y/n: Oh sure, it's just kinda awkward when talking to someone you don't know. Thanks by the way.

J-Chad: No need, I suppose to guide you. But don't find you anywhere. But anyway, since you are here, let's talk about stuff.

She put him on the sofa and called the girl to discuss something. Then after that, they sat too and began to talk in English, broken English.

(Time skip)

Y/n can be seen in front of Hiana house. He wants to figure out why she lied to him about going on vacation for 7 months. His mood is in a very good state because he has fun with holilive girl. Many of them make a joke, truck, and even do streams. And yet again the computer exploded because of overwhelmed streamed spamming donations making the Aki computer destroyed. Don't ask how it exploded.

Now back to Y/n he knocks on the door a few times. Some sound of tiny footsteps can be heard.

???: Who?

Y/n: "Kid voice? Maybe some of her cousins." A people.

???: Yes I know that but what is your name and what is your business?

Y/n: My name is Y/n. And I want to meet Hiana. She has something to show me.

???: *gasp* Wait for a second!

Y/n: One. Done, now open the door.

???: No no, wait for a. . . minute! Yes, a minute! Give me a minute! Can you do that!

Y/n: Yeah yeah yeah, just do what you want to do right now.

Some running sounds can be heard behind the door. Y/n wait as he stares at his phone and plays a game named arknight.

"Weird, this is W limited banner, and why did I get Nian? Isn't she limited? I'm not complaining, I already got her, but she is not supposed to be recruited. Maybe I drank too much tea earlier with the girl."

The sound of the door open can be heard as he looks to see Hiana and the little girl beside her.

"Maybe she was the one that talked to me earlier."

Then in a blink of an eye, the little girl hugged Y/n out of nowhere. He just raised his eyebrows at the kid.

Y/n:. . . *awkwardly hug her back* "This feel. . . calm for no reason."

Hiana: *smile* Come in Y/n, and her name is Hanaka if you want to know.

He nodded his head and entered the inside of the house with the girl still hugging him in the waist. He sits on a couch with Hanaka.

Hiana: Hanaka, go inside your room. I won't talk with him for a moment.

Hanaka: Alright. *run to her bedroom*

After she enters her room, Y/n stare at Hiana with an annoyed face.

Y/n: You don't tell me you have a cousin.

Hiana: No, she is not my cousin.

Y/n: Wha-

Hiana: H-here. *she slips a paper to the table* See it for an answer.

{Warning: Bad drama is next! You have been warned!)

"I grabbed the paper and read it. This is her name, Hanaka, no last name. Must Hiana adopt a daughter? Blood type is O, she is the same as my blood type. Father. . . Y/n? Wait for me! And the mother is Hiana?! What?"

He put the paper down and looked at Hiana.

Y/n: What is this?

Hiana: A birth certificate.

Y/n: Then why are both of us are her parents? I don't remember you being pregnant last time we had intercourse.

Hiana: I am pregnant 3 months before I take a vacation.

Y/n:. . .

Hiana: A-and I gave birth to our daughter. So t-that means you are a f-father now.

After she finished speaking, Y/n didn't even talk. It moved his eye from Hiana. Hiana began to be scared because she feared her plan to be with Y/n together failed. After all, this is her fault for not telling Y/n about her being pregnant.

Y/n: You know. . . on the other hand I'm very happy I'm a father now. But another side is f*ck up.

Hiana flinched as she heard Y/n curse at her, but this is not her first time getting insulted by Y/n. She always gets insulted by him when she tries to talk or get close to him. Now what she feels right now is fear, fear she will not be able to fix her relationship with Y/n.

Y/n: You want to say you gave birth to her. . . while I'm not in there to watch? And even hold her when she is baby? B*llshit.

Hiana: Y-yeah, like that but d-didn't I'm not cheated you. I swear. This is our child.

Y/n: I don't care about that. I want to know why you hide this news? You should tell me when you are pregnant and I will take care of you! Simple! But no! You suddenly take a vacation and are gone for 7 months! Then come back to me as nothing happened! I call you, message you, even use a letter I suppose? Yeah, maybe I use it too. Now tell me why you f*ck hide it from me? Or is it another bastard child?

Hiana: I can prove it to our child! But the reason I have it is. . . I. . .

Y/n: Tell me slut. Tell me the reason you hide the truth from me.

Hiana:. . . I. . . I. . . I'm n-

Y/n: Tell me whore!

His shout can be heard in one house. A door opening sound can be heard as Hanaka running in front of Hiana and making a T pose arm to Y/n.

Hanaka: Daddy! Curses are a bad word! And you're supposed to not curse mommy! You both are husband and wife! Loving each other.

Y/n: Step aside kid. This is between me and this whore.

Hanaka: *pout* Look! A bad word again! Daddy can't curse, it will hurt mommy's heart!

Y/n: *sigh* This is business between me and your mommy, and no we are not married.

Hanaka: What the f-

Y/n in fast of speed close her mouth to prevent her from saying bad words.

Y/n: Who taught you that?

Hanako: I learned it from a man that works in grocery stores. It says those words have good meaning behind it.

He stares at Hanako as many thoughts run in his mind forgetting why he was angry earlier.

Y/n: "I see this teacher has chosen death. This innocent child of mine isn't supposed to say that." Can you tell me where the grocery store is?

Hanaka: Sure! Let me change first!

Hanaka runs to her room as Y/n watches her until she closes the door. Then turn to Hiana and glared at her before walking to her slowly and whispering in her ear.

Y/n: We will talk later bitch.

Hanaka: *from other room* Daddy! Don't curse!

Y/n: How did she hear me from the room?

After a few minutes, Hanaka came out with some cute clothes. It is a pink color and has a flower mark on all of it.

Hanako: *grab Y/n hand* Let's go daddy!

Y/n: Sure.

She begins to drag Y/n to the door, Hiana sees this and walks to them until she sees Y/n glare at her. He makes a word with a mouth as it describes ' don't follow us'. She stares at them until the door closes forcefully by Y/n. She just closes her palm until blood can be seen and a trail of water can be seen trail down from her eyes.

To be continued

So how was it guys? Drama kinda sucks not gonna lie. Even though I'm kinda in pain writing a drama because I'm not good at ita and it not good at all.

MC out~