Chapter 7

Yagoo: They're slowly rising in popularity. . . intelligence? And. . . and. . .

Y/n:. . .

Yagoo: "What should I say next?! It's been a year since I spoke!" And. . .

Y/n: And what Yahoo? *eating chicken*

Yagoo ignores what he called as he slowly reaches below his office desk to reveal a piece of paper that has a word on it.

[Yagoo useful speech note]

Yagoo: "There, is it? No, I think this one. . . no that's when I will scold the girl. Hah, this one!" Ahem! And they have a talent that other commoners don't!

Y/n: *nod* You mean to make something appear out of nowhere? Yeah, I see some certain Phoenix girl call herself Kiara, snap her finger. . . and a cooked chicken appears! That magic trick is so clean! That's how I got this chicken I ate.

Yagoo: "She did what! She is supposed to not let anyone know about her talent!" W-well that girl has practiced some good magic lately. How about you go meet them? They will be happy to meet you.

Y/n: Ok Yahoo.

Yagoo: It Yagoo, don't worry someone will accompany you! Her name is J-Chad!

Y/n: Oh I met her yesterday's, what a chad she is.

Yagoo: Indeed, she will accompany you to explore the building.

Y/n: Sure, see you later Yakult!

Yagoo:. . . *see y/n get nothin view* Kiara. . . why do you always make trouble? Hope God bless you Y/n from the girl.
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In the hallways, we see y/n drink beers that he found on the floor. You must be wondering if it is a trap or not?

"This beer is tasty, it was prepared under one light with some dramatic sound. I'm sure this is not a trap."

His face suddenly smiles as he looks around while heavily breathing.

"I. . . I feel. . . Nothing at all, just like other beers. . . Bruh, but why I feel excited?"

Then he gulps all of the beer in an instant as he does not get drunk at all. You guys must be wondering right how he doesn't get drunk? That is one of his natural abilities!

Beffect: This skill will activate once he drinks a beer! . . . It just prevents y/n getting drunk. That's all. Nothing special. Oh, and it will make him too confident in every situation.

Y/n: Hmm, why do I feel too confident?

He then resumes his walk inside the hallway as he explores the building. In the corner, we can see a pair of eyes staring at y/n.


Coco: "He drank it! I wonder how drunk he will get? I'm sure I have mixed many types of beer in that can. Better stalk him to see the results!"

She then decided to stalk y/n with a face of happiness. She thinks y/n don't notice her but he already notices her but decides to ignore her.

"Some weird dragon cosplay stalking me. . . I hope she is not like those women that wear pirate cosplay begging me to f*ck her. She is pretty, has a gorgeous body, and perfect wife material? Maybe she is. I think I see her from one of the holotuber streams, Marine right?"

He accidentally bumps into someone as the girl falls while he doesn't. . . what he do to the girl that he bumps into?
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He kept walking as nothing happened.

???: *speak Japanese* Hey! You should apologize to me!

Again he ignored the girl's shout and kept wondering about the place. What is in his mind? The y/n we always know is nice, caring, and loving. But why doesn't he help those poor girls that he bumps too? Is he two-faced? Or he just doesn't want to?

But what weird is. . . he is smiling as he spreads his charm and makes any woman fall in love when they see his smile. But why does he smile?

"I think I'm lost. I think I used this way earlier. It is?"

That is the reason why he smiles, he got lost after wandering the place for 3 minutes and can't even remember which way he used to go. He smiles because he thinks if he smiles he will remember which route he used earlier. Because of the side effects of Beffect skill he is so confident about his choice without even thinking about it again.

???: *speak Japanese* Did you hear me, idiot!

Y/n stop. . . only to fix his shoes. Then continue to walk as the girl goes mad and stands up as she runs to him and tugs his shirt.

Y/n: Who dares to touch the lord?

???: Eppp!

The girl back away with a scared face as she shakily stares at y/n eyes that glare Pierce her soul. While y/n he stares Normal at this girl in front of him. It took a moment until she recognized the person in front of her.


Subaru: "It y/n!!! I always see the streaming montage every single day. He always gets a headshot without even aiming. My fans say Y/n does not obey the rule, but the rule itself obeys him. I don't understand what my fan is saying but for sure y/n are abnormal ones. Should I introduce myself first or ask for an autograph?"

While she is busy thinking, y/n facepalm at the girl in front of him.

"Her styles of clothing, and those eyes. . . must be a tomboy."

Subaru: Ahem. *speak in Japanese* My name is Subaru. It's nice to meet you Mr. Y/n. *take y/n hand and shake it aggressively* I am your HUGE fan! You always amaze the viewer with your skill and bla. . . bla. . .bla. . .

"I don't understand what she is saying, nor do I want to figure out what language she uses. But I don't want to be rude so I hear what she says and pretend I understand what she is talking about."

Subaru: *speak Japanese* And please sign my caps! I got this from your giveaway!

"Did she give me Caps? It was probably designed by one of my co-workers. They always want me to do many poses for 'products'. Oh, she handed me a pen, probably wanting my autograph."

Y/n take the pen as he signs the caps. While he signs, Coco from the corner takes pictures of them and posts them on Holo group chats. After he signed, he handed the caps back to Subaru that had a star on her eyes.

Subaru: "Finally! The autograph that I had been waiting for for years! It's finally on my hold!" *speak Japanese* Thank you so much!

Subaru ran to the Holo rest place. While Coco following Subaru makes y/n raise an eyebrow at them but ignore it as he continues to explore the building even though he lost.

"I should ask where the J-Chad office is. But why do I feel so confident that I can find it by myself?"

(Subaru POV)

Subaru is heavily breathing as she inspects the caps that had Y/n autographs.

"Wow~ even his autograph makes me feel self-confident out of nowhere. I must make a stream about this! I can feel my fans will be crazy about this news!"

Subaru giggles as she daydreams about how her fans react to this news. But suddenly she snapped out of her daydream when someone tapped on her shoulder.

Coco: Can I take a look at those caps?

Subaru:. . . No, it's my cap. Go find one yourself.

Coco: Come on~ Please ~

Coco makes a puppy eye at Subaru as she begins to hesitate. . . but she finally gives up. She
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Run away from Coco as fast as she can. While Coco sees this began to chase her waiting to hold those Caps that had y/n scent on them.

Subaru: Go away, your dragon!

Coco: No! I just want to hold the caps for a few minutes! Why is it so hard? I will not mess with those signs!

Subaru: Still no! Go away! You will borrow these caps after I stream this big news!

Coco: Seriously motherf*cker~?!

Subaru: Yes I am!

"I just hold these caps for 7 minutes, at least let me enjoy them for a few days! Maybe if I go to Holo rooms they will help me from Coco! That is a brilliant idea I got!'

Subaru dash toward making Coco slowly far away from her. Coco is panting but decides to run after Subaru. They run past J-Chad, who is eating a waffle.

J-Chad:. . . Nah~ normal stuff. Now, where is y/n? I should be his guide to tour this building

(Y/n POV)

Y/n don't know where he is right now but he feels so confident when he chooses something.

Y/n: From my knowledge, I'm lost and can't find a way to exit. This is humiliating me. Time to call my emergency friend. Come to me my loyal pets. BLUE HAMHAM!

Some weird sound can be heard from a vent, then a small explosion happens as a four-blue figure comes out and stares at y/n.


Blue HamHam: A. . . cat? Or small cats? Or blue cats? I don't know what they are. They were found by y/n when he was taking the trash out. He meets them at trash eating food from trash and y/n decides to take care of them. This thing began to copy what activity y/n always do everyday. Like jogging, playing games, and more. Y/n sees them as clever blue living things as he teaches them a beatbox and makes videos about them. This is one of y/n income. And. . . they are everywhere whenever y/n goes. Y/n don't worry about them as they have various ways to deal with something that threatens them.

Y/n: Find me a way to Holo rooms. Or find someone named J-Chad, remember she has a chad aura around her. Understand?

Glasses Ham: *martian language* Cikapuhati.

Y/n: Good, now go.

Glasses Ham: *martian Language*  Zeuuennnn!

Y/n: Ok, here *give the money* Don't buy something that you four can't eat.

They nod their head as they roll on the floor to find where the place or the person name J-Chad that y/n describe earlier.

" I hope they don't meet someone that likes cute things. Now, where was I? I need to go where this compass brings me too!"

No, it is not a compass, it is his watch ⌚. Because y/n always play games, he is kinda confused between watch or compass. Because the compass he bought has the same detail as his watch. And he is too confident in himself about what he does so he will not ask other people around for directions.

(J-Chad POV)

"What y/n likes? Maybe my waffle? Because in his stream he always eats a lot of food because his fans challenge him. But he really hates vegetables. He says he would rather eat expired food if he must choose between Vegetable or expired food. "

Then she caught something very cute and weird. Some animal? Rolling on the ground until it hit her shoes. Then one of them gets up and kicks her shoes.



She smiles and picks up the four blue ball animals as she stares at them with a star in his eyes.

J-Chad: This is the cutest thing I have ever met in my whole life.

Glasses Ham: *Martian language* Zéhéêëēè!

J-Chad: Even he/she sounds so cute! I want to introduce it to Calli! I can't wait to see her reaction!

Cool Ham: *Martian language* Mikæskugahi!

J-Chad: Cute~

J-Chad then runs to find Calli as she forgot her duty and that it be y/n guides. One of the Ham makes a weird sound that is weird but cute.

Hyper Ham: *Martian language* ¥/ñ!

"Sounds like a name."

Clumsy Ham: *Martian Language* Brûh! Rëßhe yãmê!

"Cute cute cute cute cute!!!"

She runs to the direction of Calli's location as Blue HamHam just stares at her.


(Time skip)
(3Rd POV)

Calli can be seen streaming Minecraft with her friend. She right now challenges her viewer to prank Kiara using lava to run her house when Kiara opens her chest.

Calli: Hahaha! Did you think I can't do this?! I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you all!

*slam door*

J-Chad: Calli!

Calli!: Ahh!

She then falls from her chair as her viewer spam many emoticons or words. Some of them too record how she falls so they can make a meme out of it.

Calli groans as she cleans herself off and looks at J-Chad with an annoyed face.

Calli: J-Chad, Can you at least knock on the door first?

Viewer 1: *donate $100* J-Chad?! Can you say to her I am willing to be your slave! I will do it for free!

Viewer 2: *donate $150* Fool! I should be her slave, none of you worthy to be their slave except me!

Calli: Hey! None of you guys will be my slave until I decide too!

Viewer 3: *donate $200* Don't worry! We all can be your slave! How about that?

Calli: Thanks for the donation but no, I am the one that decides who will be our slave. Not you.

After her speech, many people spam 'bruh' at chats making Calli grit her teeth.

Calli: Mortal.

Viewer 1: *donate $100* Yes, please insult us more!

Calli:. . . So what is the problem J-Chad?

J-Chad: Not a problem, but to show you this cute thing!

She shows four cute balls as Calli's eyes fill with stars.

Calli: CUTE! But what is this cute thing? Never seen this before.

Calli then grabs one of them and swings it up and down. Incidentally, the camera recorded it alive as the viewer began to crazy.

Viewer: Is that Blue Ham-Ham!?/Whoa!!/ That goddamn cute!/ aren't that y/n pet!?/ bruh!

Calli put the Clumsy Ham on the ground as it stare at the camera and say

Clumsy Ham: *martian language* Whēûã!

J-Chad: Cute right?

Calli: Indeed. So how do you need these cute things?

J-Chad: It rolled on the building floor, then one of them hit my shoes.

Calli: Is that so?

J-Chad: Yup.

Calli goes to the four Ham Ham and asks a question.

Calli: Are you a cat?

Calli/J-Chad: "Cute!"

Viewer: Oh my God!/ damn/ my heart can't take it anymore!

Calli: Dog?

Again they do the same movement they did earlier.

J-Chad: So who do you think here?

Glasses Ham: ¥/ñ!

Calli:. . . did you guys know what these cute things are talking about?

Viewer: Of course!/ yup!/ do you want the answer?

Calli: Yes please.

Viewer: Y/n!/ It Y/n! The owner is Y/n!

Calli: *eye widened* Y/n?


Calli: Is he here J-Chad?!

J-Chad: Actually yes, I even was tasked to be his guide. But because of this I forget what I want to do immediately.

Calli: Why don't you tell me!

J-Chad: I forgot ok!

Viewer 2: *donate $500* Someone fell in love Guys!

Calli: *blush* N-no! I'm his fan! Even you guys are his fans right?!

All of them agree with what she says as they are all y/n fans too.

Calli: Let's find him then! *bring her camera and start thrive on it* Don't worry I will bring you guys too!

Viewer: Calli is the best!/ She is my #1 Waifu, beat me to change it/ Oh yeah baby!/I wonder how she talks to him.

J-Chad: Wait for me!

J-Chad's grab Blue Ham Han as she goes after Calli that is running to find y/n.

Meanwhile y/n. . .

He now is holding the door open to the room that has many people in it. He stares at them and they stare at him.


Y/n:. . .

Holo tuber:. . .

Y/n: Sup.

Holo tuber: . . .

Marine come to y/n and greet him. Y/n take a while and finally realized who she is.

Marine: Ahoy~

To be continued

Phew, it takes several days to think of an idea. Next is arknight books. After posting arknight books I will update this book again. It will be repeated as much as I want!.

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