3rd person POV

     "I am the goddess Hestia, would you and your friends like to join my familia?" She stood up hazily, her white dress barely covering her. Kuroko looked away, feeling like he shouldn't be looking, but that didn't stop the others. Either they didn't care, weren't paying attention to that, too shocked, or idiots like Aomine... he enjoyed it. 

    The large gorilla monster exploded into black dust, a giant purple crystal bigger than the white haired kid who defeated it fell to the floor. It bounced, rolling to the side as the kid sat beside it to catch his breath, with no hesitation, Hestia let go of Kuroko's hand and tackled the kid into a hug. 

    He did so well, the goddess couldn't stop her feelings of pride for 'her Bell-kun' but since she wasn't feeling good, she collapsed beside Bell but thankfully Himuro was near by and caught her in his arms. Midorima walked up, putting a hand on her forehead to take her temperature and shook his head, "You are so over dramatic nanodayo. She's just overworked." Once he spoke, the white haired boy sighed in relief and looked over her sadly. 

    "Take her to the pub, I owe Bell-kun after all. He brought me my wallet." A girl with silver haired stepped out from the crowd and Himuro put the goddess on his back without complaints, "You lucky sh*t." A voice was heard from a certain ace, but Kasamatsu threatened to hit him if he didn't shut up. 

    Kazonari grinned, "Ohoho, Shin-chan knows first aid. Take care of me when I get sick." He teasingly winked, getting a groan and a scoff of disgust. Midorima pushed up his glasses with a lovely finger and the raven head leaned back with a hand on his chest. 

    "Shin-chan flipped me off!!" 

    "I did not nanodayo." Midorima denied, but that meant nothing because the raven beside him was way too loud that his words were drowned out. A blonde started to wipe his tears dramatically, giving the whining raven a ray of sunshine. 

{A/N: I love myself hAHAH}

    Kise stood between Midorima and Kazonari holding his arms out to shield the raven, "Midorimacchi that's not nice ssu!!" He tried to glare but that childish resolve shatter all his hopes of being intimidating, either way that moment was enough. Before things could escalate, Kuroko stabbed Kise's hip, Kagami knocked Kise's head and Aomine punched his model face.

    Kasamatsu was on clean up crew an dragged Kise out of the scene, following closely behind the silver haired girl because they had another patient. 

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    Once Hestia woke up and was able to move, she approached them once more. This time asking the most intimidating one. Akashi sat on one of the stools in the pub, drinking one of the specials while his former teammates were eating away their hard earned currency. The food plates kept rising, but the woman running the place obviously didn't mind. 

    "What are the benefits of being in a familia?" Akashi's left eye flickered for a moment, Hestia could have sworn she saw that but in the end she dropped the thought and assumed it was the lighting. She sighed and began to explain that she would be able to maintain their status, give them a chance to level up, maintain stable incomes, and a sense of family. The leveling up caught both Kagami and Aomine's attention, the income had Kise, Himuro, Midorima and Murasaibara attentive, and the family had Kuroko and Kazonari's interest.

     They sat stuffing their face with food, but it was obvious to Akashi they had their tails wagging furiously. The red head sighed, "Very well then, we will join your familia on one condition." He paused, leaning towards Hesita's ear and whispering a few words. 

    Her eyes widened for a moment then she coughed to hide her blush, "That is understandable, okay welcome to my familia!! Though before it was just me and Bell-kun." her pig tails flowed behind as she stood up to hug Bell. The so-not unnoticeable eye showdown between the silver haired girl from earlier and Hestia. 

   Bell stood in the middle, sweat forming on his forehead as the uncomfortable levels he was feeling began to rise. Luckily, he was pulled away secretly by Kuroko and that left the two girls sparking up the place. A thick woman stepped out, her muscles revealing through her apron, "No violence, Syr go wash the dishes." She spoke, getting a sigh from the said girl. 

    "Thank you." Bell bowed nervously, Kuroko did the same but rather than nervously, he had a calm and emotionless exchange. Akashi stood up, gathering the transfers and slammed his hand on the table, "New members, fellow teammates, I order you to all level up by next Water Day. If not..."

    His eye glowed, the prideful smirk returning on his face and Hestia now knew that earlier wasn't a figment of her imagination. Akashi's left eye did change color, Bell stared in astonishment because he hasn't seen heterochromatic eyes as bright as his. Akashi's lips curved up giving silvers to those he was talking to. 

"Punishment is inevitable." 

Crystal Broke.

    OMF IM ADVLHWSOUTFRWSFBC. You can kill me later but this chapter is only 900 words. I love you guys~ Ehehe... Yes, it may have been easier if I just typed 100 more to make it 1k but Akashi's orders seem like a good place to end the chapter. Next chapter, your dum-badass baes will split up and begin to move their stats to the best of their abilities. 

No, my OC is not appearing next chapter. 

Yes, this is where I split from the plot.